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By Ramyrez 2017-02-10 12:18:17  
Asura.Vienner said: »
All the depressive talk today made Hevans depressed and now he doesnt want to work, I'm sorry ;_;

Mmm. You're right.

The answer is to clearly ignore it and hope it goes away. Like that spot on your neck or the giant squid.

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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-10 12:18:50  
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All the depressive talk today made Hevans depressed and now he doesnt want to work, I'm sorry ;_;

Nah, he's probably just sleepy and hungry
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2017-02-10 12:19:50  
I'm off today. I just have stuff to do. Stupid stuff...
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-10 12:20:47  
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I'm off today. I just have stuff to do. Stupid stuff...

Just uh....


Don't do it












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By Ramyrez 2017-02-10 12:24:26  
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I'm off today. I just have stuff to do. Stupid stuff...

Your bladder is going to make the decision for you one way or another.

Or your colon will.

But sooner or later bed sores (or the incredible stench) are going to move you to action.
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-10 12:29:41  
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
I'm off today. I just have stuff to do. Stupid stuff...

Your bladder is going to make the decision for you one way or another.

Or your colon will.

But sooner or later bed sores (or the incredible stench) are going to move you to action.

Not if you're a man like Hevans
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-10 12:30:12  
He can take it
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-10 12:31:43  
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I'm off today. I just have stuff to do. Stupid stuff...
Have some insta motivation

Unless you have a coffeemaker next to your bed, you'll have to get out of it to make some of that sweetsweet addictive cafeine godly drink....you know you want it.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-02-10 12:48:05  
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
I'm off today. I just have stuff to do. Stupid stuff...
Have some insta motivation

Unless you have a coffeemaker next to your bed, you'll have to get out of it to make some of that sweetsweet addictive cafeine godly drink....you know you want it.
I went to Wawa over lunch for some sweet, succulent, nectar of the gods. All praise the coffee!
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2017-02-10 12:48:47  
i put my boxers on inside out .-.


that's it. undo the shower. BACK TO BED!
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-10 12:52:52  
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i put my boxers on inside out .-.


that's it. undo the shower. BACK TO BED!

You'll have to roll in the trash to undo the shower
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-02-10 12:53:09  
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i put my boxers on inside out .-.


that's it. undo the shower. BACK TO BED!
Embrace it. Start a new fashion trend. Wear everything inside out. Be an inspiration to us all. Free us from our slave trends of wearing clothing as intended. FREE US. Bring us to prosperity.

Only you can do it, Hev. Only you have the power to safe mankind from itself. You are our champion. You are our salvation.
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2017-02-10 12:54:43  
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Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
i put my boxers on inside out .-.


that's it. undo the shower. BACK TO BED!
Embrace it. Start a new fashion trend. Wear everything inside out. Be an inspiration to us all. Free us from our slave trends of wearing clothing as intended. FREE US. Bring us to prosperity.

Only you can do it, Hev. Only you have the power to safe mankind from itself. You are our champion. You are our salvation.


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By Valefor.Sehachan 2017-02-10 12:58:09  
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salvation
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-10 12:58:15  
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
Ragnarok.Hevans said: »
i put my boxers on inside out .-.


that's it. undo the shower. BACK TO BED!
Embrace it. Start a new fashion trend. Wear everything inside out. Be an inspiration to us all. Free us from our slave trends of wearing clothing as intended. FREE US. Bring us to prosperity.

Only you can do it, Hev. Only you have the power to safe mankind from itself. You are our champion. You are our salvation.



If not you, I suppose Dameshi "Mecha-Hitler" Hitler will suffice
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2017-02-10 13:01:10  
oh god why would you post the cranberries. now all day in my head i'm gonna hear, "do ya haff ta, do you haff ta, do ya haff ta, do you haff ta, do ya haff ta, do you haff ta, do ya haff ta, do you haff ta, do ya haff ta, do you haff ta let it linger"
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By Ramyrez 2017-02-10 13:01:59  
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Asura.Dameshi said: »
salvation
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Fixed.

Edit: Not that I dislike the Cranberries. But "Salvation" is one thing and one thing only to me.
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2017-02-10 13:03:15  
*sets Ramy's balls on fire for editing my post*
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By Ramyrez 2017-02-10 13:03:41  
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*sets Ramy's balls on fire for editing my post*

*winces*

...not even in text, woman. Not even in text!
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-02-10 13:18:13  
Oh calm down remo, your wife would never let seha close enough to her purse to get them.
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-10 13:28:22  
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*sets Ramy's balls on fire for editing my post*
~casts unresisted Blizzaja on Ramy's balls, extinguishing them~

edit: Maybe I shouldnt have done that...
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2017-02-10 13:29:41  
Now they have frostbite
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-10 13:31:41  
Apply icyhot directly onto genitalia
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By Ramyrez 2017-02-10 13:33:53  
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Oh calm down remo, your wife would never let seha close enough to her purse to get them.

I'd say "my wife doesn't even own a purse," but she does now because since she's lost weight she's found that apparently women's jeans in smaller sizes don't actually have pockets.

I was doing laundry the other day and went to check her pockets to make sure they were empty before I put them in the washer, and...they didn't open. They were fake pocket outlines to LOOK like they had them, but they were sewn shut with no actual pocket.

What the ***is that!?
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2017-02-10 13:36:03  
womens fashion. now you'll be her purse. get ready to put her ***in your pockets.
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-10 13:38:42  
all my skinnies have pockets.... its just weird American jeans that dont have any. I'd rather tuck my money in my socks then in a purse. Money smells anyways!
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-10 13:41:09  
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womens fashion. now you'll be her purse. get ready to put her ***in your pockets.

I guess you might also want to get ready to do laundry more often, apparently
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By Ramyrez 2017-02-10 13:41:45  
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all my skinnies have pockets.... its just weird American jeans that dont have any. I'd rather tuck my money in my socks then in a purse. Money smells anyways!

Ugh. I don't miss working with the general public.

"That'll be $16.11."

*very large women pulls $20 out of her sweaty bra.*

"Do you have any...other...money?"
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-02-10 13:43:47  
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Asura.Vienner said: »
all my skinnies have pockets.... its just weird American jeans that dont have any. I'd rather tuck my money in my socks then in a purse. Money smells anyways!

Ugh. I don't miss working with the general public.

"That'll be $16.11."

*very large women pulls $20 out of her sweaty bra.*

"Do you have any...other...money?"
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By Anna Ruthven 2017-02-10 13:48:15  
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Asura.Vienner said: »
all my skinnies have pockets.... its just weird American jeans that dont have any. I'd rather tuck my money in my socks then in a purse. Money smells anyways!

Ugh. I don't miss working with the general public.

"That'll be $16.11."

*very large women pulls $20 out of her sweaty bra.*

"Do you have any...other...money?"
She breathes heavily, a bead of sweat runs down her blushing face. Slowly, reluctantly, she reaches into her slacks and pulls out a $5.

That was the day the timid Ms. Barbara was outed as the stripper....White Chocolate.
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