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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-03 11:49:04
Because that's how you get truffles and caviar on your tacos
If I WANT a fish and fungus taco I'll call YOUR (insert whatever female in your life would cause you the most insult here). Now that's just lazy.
lazy, overly complicated and bordering on needing to be explained
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By Ramyrez 2017-05-03 12:32:42
I gotta start working with a younger crowd.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-03 12:37:30
I gotta start working with a younger crowd.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2017-05-03 12:44:18
RT is right over there...
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2017-05-03 12:47:03
Eh remy is just trying to make sure no one wrestles that damp towel away from him...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-05-03 12:56:18
RT is right over there...
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2017-05-03 13:06:16
RT is right over there...
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-05-03 13:08:46
RT is right over there...
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And to think
You could ban them all in an instant
Go on Meshi, don't resist the temptation
Do what you know is right, what we all know is right
Ban them all
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-05-03 13:12:33
RT is right over there...
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And to think
You could ban them all in an instant
Go on Meshi, don't resist the temptation
Do what you know is right, what we all know is right
Ban them all No, I cannot ban younglings.
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2017-05-03 13:19:27
The internet is for the youngs. Us olds should be ban't if anything.
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By Chu Chu 2017-05-03 13:20:14
By Ramyrez 2017-05-03 13:29:29
The internet is for the youngs. Us olds should be ban't if anything.
We need our own internet. With hookers. And blackjack.
Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2017-05-03 13:34:57
The internet is for the youngs. Us olds should be ban't if anything.
We need our own internet. With hookers. And blackjack. You wouldn't even know what to do with a hooker, nik swore them off the day he met his wife and Mosin is too old to do anything about it... as for blackjack.. meh... I guess I could at least take your money from you...
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-05-03 13:38:32
RT is right over there...
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And to think
You could ban them all in an instant
Go on Meshi, don't resist the temptation
Do what you know is right, what we all know is right
Ban them all No, I cannot ban younglings.
You would make a terrible dictator
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-05-03 13:39:52
The internet is for the youngs. Us olds should be ban't if anything.
We need our own internet. With hookers. And blackjack. You wouldn't even know what to do with a hooker, nik swore them off the day he met his wife and Mosin is too old to do anything about it... as for blackjack.. meh... I guess I could at least take your money from you... I would first consult with Dr. Nikolce to see what preventative steps I should take against the various diseases which plague the hooker community. Once given the green light, I would then proceed to do the usual hooker activity.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-05-03 13:48:39
You would make a terrible dictator On the contrary. I would create peace and world order through humanitarian efforts. Clean water for all, food dispersed across the lands. Basic necessities will be covered for everybody. Starvation and homelessness will be a thing of the past. TV and internet in all homes. Propaganda in every aspect of life. Freedom from oppression for any non-extremist ideologies. No racism, sexism, or any other "isms" shall be tolerated. Chinese Wednesday for all (mandatory). And of course, all who think otherwise will be brutally tortured until death.
Peace, love, happiness, and total submission for all. Bend at the knee or be slain. All hail Meshi the great, slayer of giants and dragons, conqueror of Earth and beyond, immortal and omnipresent. Seriously, everyone better be hailing or there will be so much hell to pay.
I've studied up on North Korea, I think I got this.
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-05-03 13:55:53
You would make a terrible dictator On the contrary. I would create peace and world order through humanitarian efforts. Clean water for all, food dispersed across the lands. Basic necessities will be covered for everybody. Starvation and homelessness will be a thing of the past. TV and internet in all homes. Propaganda in every aspect of life. Freedom from oppression for any non-extremist ideologies. No racism, sexism, or any other "isms" shall be tolerated. Chinese Wednesday for all (mandatory). And of course, all who think otherwise will be brutally tortured until death.
Peace, love, happiness, and total submission for all. Bend at the knee or be slain. All hail Meshi the great, slayer of giants and dragons, conqueror of Earth and beyond, immortal and omnipresent. Seriously, everyone better be hailing or there will be so much hell to pay.
I've studied up on North Korea, I think I got this.
Happiness through oppression, I like it
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-03 14:02:18
I drive BF everywhere but it's not a bad thing
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around this statement from earlier.
If I understand correctly (and I'm by no means fluent in RT)
Chu has had three consecutive boyfriends that not only refuse to learn how to drive, but they make her drive them around everywhere they need to go?....
so...chu is like an old soccer mom taking the kids to practice every day...do they kick the back of her seat and cry and demand to be taken out for ice cream afterwards?
do they have jobs and places to live other than thier parents house? or are we talking about full on moochers? and then if that is indeed the case are they 15 years old or mentally HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE or something?
One time I was passing a kidney stone... and the pain was so intense it felt like I was being impailed on a spear made out of a rusty tomato stake... it was so bad that I couldn't stop vomitting all night long and after droppiing to my knees for eight or nine hours I thought I might be in some serious trouble... maybe I burst an apendix or something....I could feel that my strength was failing and if I was going to do smething it would have to be now.
But it was only 6:00am at the time and so I drove myself to the hospital rather than wake up my wife and inconvieniance her....
If there was a breaking point..where I would have swallowed my pride as a man and asked someone for a ride... I have to think that it would have been then...that was a pretty low spot right there ....and yeah...no... I still didn't ask anyone for help.
maybe if I couldn't see or something...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-05-03 14:05:50
One one hand I would like to [+] that, as I can relate on never asking someone to drive me anywhere ever for any reason, on the other hand you discussed passing a kidney stone. Kidney stones should never be held in any sort of positive light. I am sorry for the pain you have suffered.
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By Lakshmi.Zerowone 2017-05-03 14:07:29
You would make a terrible dictator On the contrary. I would create peace and world order through humanitarian efforts. Clean water for all, food dispersed across the lands. Basic necessities will be covered for everybody. Starvation and homelessness will be a thing of the past. TV and internet in all homes. Propaganda in every aspect of life. Freedom from oppression for any non-extremist ideologies. No racism, sexism, or any other "isms" shall be tolerated. Chinese Wednesday for all (mandatory). And of course, all who think otherwise will be brutally tortured until death.
Peace, love, happiness, and total submission for all. Bend at the knee or be slain. All hail Meshi the great, slayer of giants and dragons, conqueror of Earth and beyond, immortal and omnipresent. Seriously, everyone better be hailing or there will be so much hell to pay.
I've studied up on North Korea, I think I got this.
They're also really really really really really big fans of drugs in NK.
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By Nadleeh Sakurai 2017-05-03 14:09:39
Happiness through oppression, I like it I totally support this, it is how i am running Misaberglinton.
If you'd like , can make an appointment with MisaDoctor.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2017-05-03 14:12:54
I drive BF everywhere but it's not a bad thing
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around this statement from earlier.
If I understand correctly (and I'm by no means fluent in RT)
Chu has had three consecutive boyfriends that not only refuse to learn how to drive, but they make her drive them around everywhere they need to go?....
so...chu is like an old soccer mom taking the kids to practice every day...do they kick the back of her seat and cry and demand to be taken out for ice cream afterwards?
do they have jobs and places to live other than thier parents house? or are we talking about full on moochers? and then if that is indeed the case are they 15 years old or mentally HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE or something?
One time I was passing a kidney stone... and the pain was so intense it felt like I was being impailed on a spear made out of a rusty tomato stake... it was so bad that I couldn't stop vomitting all night long and after droppiing to my knees for eight or nine hours I thought I might be in some serious trouble... maybe I burst an apendix or something....I could feel that my strength was failing and if I was going to do smething it would have to be now.
But it was only 6:00am at the time and so I drove myself to the hospital rather than wake up my wife and inconvieniance her....
If there was a breaking point..where I would have swallowed my pride as a man and asked someone for a ride... I have to think that it would have been then...that was a pretty low spot right there ....and yeah...no... I still didn't ask anyone for help.
maybe if I couldn't see or something... I did break down and get a ride to the hospital for the kidney stone... I figured it'd be better to be able to hold the bucket I was vomiting in then do it all over my car while I was going there then spend all that time finding parking and by the time I left the hospital I was so whacked out on meds it was a good thing I had a ride home...
By Ramyrez 2017-05-03 14:30:13
They're also really really really really really big fans of drugs in NK.
Someone else has been browsing Reddit this week, I see.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-03 14:30:24
I did break down and get a ride to the hospital for the kidney stone...
that's gunna cost ya!
/tears a corner off your man card
atually that's the one time it's totally ok to ask for a ride or call an abulance... /tapes the corner back on
I can relate on never asking someone to drive me anywhere ever for any reason
I'm trying to imagine a situation where I would call someone other than a cab driver or an ambulance and ask them for a ride...
I got nothing.
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Lakshmi.Flavin
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By Lakshmi.Flavin 2017-05-03 14:40:30
It was pretty funny though... as they put me in a hallway ina pretty comfortable chair and came by every couple of hours to give me a new shot of some kind of pain killer(the first two got me pretty loopy but only dulled the pain a bit but whatever was in the third one man... I wanted to have that the whole time this was happening because all the pain was gone) they brought this other guy out shortly after and he made some kind of comment about being put in a hallway but that it was better than being in the ER waiting room with the person throwing up and such... I didn't bring up the fact that it was me throwing up in the waiting room..
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-05-03 15:00:18
This for some reason reminds me of the time I cut my finger before cooking up some steak
I of course at the time had just ran out of bandages, and didn't have any of the butterfly band-aids I needed for the new pee-hole I slashed into the tip of my thumb
So I did what any man would do. I took a few paper towels and taped them to my thumb, so that I wouldn't get blood everywhere, and I cooked my steak and potatoes and sat down and enjoyed my meal
Then I drove to the nearby rite-aid and picked up what I needed
I probably should have done that last thing first, but I was hungry and there was steak
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-03 15:03:18
My wife and I were discussing this very thing the other night when we went out for chinese food... it reminded us when we were kids dating (18-20) and I would take her out to dinner etc.
she was trying to remember if there was ever a time she paid for anything and couldn't recall one...
I'm trying to imagine broaching the subject of even going dutch... how does a guy manage to get a girl to agree to go out with him if he doesn't even have any balls?.... and then of course even if she agreed, what's the point?
hey baby how about you pick me up in your car because I don't have one and take us out to dinner because I can't afford it and pay for everything and then we go back to your place because I don't have one because I also don't have a job and I live with my mom ... and then we'll do the wild thing and hopefully you're on birth control because, you guessed it, I don't have/can't afford to buy a condom either..
and teh only thing I can think of is the dude that can sell that flaming bag of ***must have a crank as long as my arm...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-05-03 15:16:34
My wife and I were discussing this very thing the other night when we went out for chinese food... Do tell me your wife also celebrates our holy day.
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By Chu Chu 2017-05-03 15:16:43
I drive BF everywhere but it's not a bad thing
I'm still trying to wrap my brain around this statement from earlier.
If I understand correctly (and I'm by no means fluent in RT)
Chu has had three consecutive boyfriends that not only refuse to learn how to drive, but they make her drive them around everywhere they need to go?....
so...chu is like an old soccer mom taking the kids to practice every day...do they kick the back of her seat and cry and demand to be taken out for ice cream afterwards?
do they have jobs and places to live other than thier parents house? or are we talking about full on moochers? and then if that is indeed the case are they 15 years old or mentally HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE or something?
One time I was passing a kidney stone... and the pain was so intense it felt like I was being impailed on a spear made out of a rusty tomato stake... it was so bad that I couldn't stop vomitting all night long and after droppiing to my knees for eight or nine hours I thought I might be in some serious trouble... maybe I burst an apendix or something....I could feel that my strength was failing and if I was going to do smething it would have to be now.
But it was only 6:00am at the time and so I drove myself to the hospital rather than wake up my wife and inconvieniance her....
If there was a breaking point..where I would have swallowed my pride as a man and asked someone for a ride... I have to think that it would have been then...that was a pretty low spot right there ....and yeah...no... I still didn't ask anyone for help.
maybe if I couldn't see or something... lets see the first one I lived with, refused to learn. Said he will take the bus if he needs to. So i drove everywhere.
Second uh didnt last long but did say he didnt wanna drive.
Third said he was too scared to learn? That didnt last either.
Current wants to learn but doesnt want to learn in my dads expensive cars. so there is a difference.
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2017-05-03 15:52:17
I wanna learn in your dad's expensive cars!
:(
/kicksdust
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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