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 Shiva.Nikolce
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-08 09:40:21  
PARKER Edit: Melancholy Monday Pity Party Protocol Activated

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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-05-08 10:12:44  
Nik, the other day I was singing to myself "Goodbye, Jewby Tuesday."

Therefore, by Royal decree, Jewby Tuesday is now the official name of Tuesday.
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By Nadleeh Sakurai 2017-05-08 10:20:39  
Goal for this week:
27 umbrites ans skip to light phase.
About 4,000 lore.

Start doing heroes ranked..... lol
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-05-08 10:23:09  
Nadleeh Sakurai said: »
Goal for this week:
27 umbrites ans skip to light phase.
About 4,000 lore.

Start doing heroes ranked..... lol
Coincidentally I just decided to start my LoL ranked climb this week... Maybe I'll have to do heroes too.
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By Nadleeh Sakurai 2017-05-08 10:25:34  
Prolly start doing mine once i come back from LA, since ill be there all sunday.
(Orange county area, if Chuu wondered )
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-05-08 10:28:49  
Nadleeh Sakurai said: »
Prolly start doing mine once i come back from LA, since ill be there all sunday.
(Orange county area, if Chuu wondered )
Buying a chopper?
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By Nadleeh Sakurai 2017-05-08 10:32:13  
Would bw cool to but no lol
Visiting sister, mothers day, dad's bday.
Hate may so much. So many expenses cause of this.
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By Nadleeh Sakurai 2017-05-08 10:35:22  
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-05-08 10:45:41  
Can we start sending flat Earthers (that apparently are still a thing) to Siberia

Please

Can we send them somewhere far away where they will (hopefully) freeze to death or get eaten by a bear or pack of wolves or hungry Russians or something
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-08 10:47:32  
I know what my boss has been doing this weekend >.>

as soon as he brought his laptop into the building the wireless went berserk...

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/puts on gloves ...time to reformat his hard drive
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-08 12:11:59  
Asura.Lolserj said: »
Can we start sending flat Earthers (that apparently are still a thing) to Siberia

Please

Can we send them somewhere far away where they will (hopefully) freeze to death or get eaten by a bear or pack of wolves or hungry Russians or something

Oh sure....since you did say "please" and all, I would be happy to assist you. I have a new computer program that does just that.

Just shoot me a PM message that includes all of your credit card numbers, the expiration dates, the three digit codes that appear on the back of the card, the name as it appears on the front of the cards and the billing zip code and PARKER will make all the arrangements.

Please be sure to also include your full legal name, your full address, your birth date, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet, the town you were born in, a copy of your drivers licence, your favorite toy as a child, and a copy of your birth certificate.

Once I have entered all the information into the database we will send you a handy self addressed stamped envelope so can just sign a book of your checks and send those along with your endorsed paycheck, your passport, the signed titles to any vehicles you may own and your savings account information. Be sure to include any other documents you think may be important like IRA statements, investment portfolios etc.

Thank you for contacting technical support.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-08 13:35:01  
What's a good virus protection program for old people and the internet challenged? ...like Leon Panetta levels of internet incompetence and unawareness...

Oh you need all my passwords? Ok sure here they all are!

Five minutes later

Nik...my computer/phone/tablet/device is no longer working will you look at it?

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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-05-08 14:00:26  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Asura.Lolserj said: »
Can we start sending flat Earthers (that apparently are still a thing) to Siberia

Please

Can we send them somewhere far away where they will (hopefully) freeze to death or get eaten by a bear or pack of wolves or hungry Russians or something

Oh sure....since you did say "please" and all, I would be happy to assist you. I have a new computer program that does just that.

Just shoot me a PM message that includes all of your credit card numbers, the expiration dates, the three digit codes that appear on the back of the card, the name as it appears on the front of the cards and the billing zip code and PARKER will make all the arrangements.

Please be sure to also include your full legal name, your full address, your birth date, your social security number, your mother's maiden name, the name of your first pet, the town you were born in, a copy of your drivers licence, your favorite toy as a child, and a copy of your birth certificate.

Once I have entered all the information into the database we will send you a handy self addressed stamped envelope so can just sign a book of your checks and send those along with your endorsed paycheck, your passport, the signed titles to any vehicles you may own and your savings account information. Be sure to include any other documents you think may be important like IRA statements, investment portfolios etc.

Thank you for contacting technical support.

Alright, gathered the info and sending the PM now
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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2017-05-08 14:14:36  
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-08 14:14:50  
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PARKER! Operation: Replace all of the money and gold that Stikelf secretly stole out of the NI treasury to go on a whirlwind european vacation with Gunshy at the expense of the peasants....

no wait... that's way too goddam long...

Operation: UnEmbezzlementNI is a go!

which is just in time to finance Hevans black tie friday!

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By Ragnarok.Hevans 2017-05-08 14:31:12  
cheers




*edit*

alternate tuxes will be acceptable, pending review.

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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-08 14:51:53  
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By Nadleeh Sakurai 2017-05-08 16:04:54  
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By volkom 2017-05-08 17:17:20  
had to browse porn for work related purposes today.
it felt really awkward
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-09 08:04:33  
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-05-09 08:07:08  
volkom said: »
had to browse porn for work related purposes today.
it felt really awkward

Did you awkwardly slow jerk at least?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-09 08:14:36  
volkom said: »
had to browse porn for work related purposes today.
it felt really awkward

there is really only one cure for that.

/pours you a glass of mind bleach



the "Unsee Ray" is still in...the.."development stage".

No it's 100% effective alright... it's just having a little trouble getting FDA approval

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the inspectors objected pretty strenuously to the side effects...

nitpicky nitpickers are gunna pick nits... I guess...

/mumbles and heads for the coffee
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-05-09 09:21:59  
volkom said: »
had to browse porn for work related purposes today.
it felt really awkward
Now there's a job for me.
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By Nadleeh Sakurai 2017-05-09 09:35:12  
Huh
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-05-09 12:07:38  
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
volkom said: »
had to browse porn for work related purposes today.
it felt really awkward
Now there's a job for me.


Kind of makes me wonder how people who work as Developers/Testers for sites like Pornhub must feel
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-05-09 12:09:34  
Or tech support


"Hi yes, I'm having trouble viewing the video 'Anal Fisters 69'"

Those conversations must be awkward

Then again you must be a truly give-no-*** sort of person to call tech support for a porn website
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-05-09 12:13:45  
Nadleeh Sakurai said: »
Huh

all I know is that I crammed a big fat deli sub in my pie hole for jewby tuesday...

and I deeply regret getting out of bed this morning.

/looks longingly at the scotch bottle picture above

/looks at the clock

four more hours....ALTANA give me the STR!!!... and the VIT... and I'm an elf so some INT would be greatly appreciated...

your loyal but dimwitted servant,
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By Chu Chu 2017-05-09 12:15:58  
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