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FFXIAH Linkshell Ni
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-15 08:20:46
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-15 08:26:32
PARKER! turn that down a little bit... christ /rubs temples
I'm going to need a lot more coffee before I can DPF
yeah...just keep topping it off...ugh...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-15 08:34:57
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By Ramyrez 2017-09-15 08:36:17
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-09-15 08:38:28
Peace is mere hours away friends. rejoice and be merry.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-15 09:10:51
peace is a dream...longed for by the weak...
/thousand yard stare
for us... there is only war...
war and destruction....war and bloodshed....war and misery....war and... 80's dance music
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By Ramyrez 2017-09-15 09:31:54
war and... 80's dance music
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-15 09:34:45
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-15 09:36:27
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By Ramyrez 2017-09-15 09:39:31
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Oh man. Belinda Carlisle is definitely my "Pick your 80s pop star" choice. Hell. She's still cute now.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-15 09:39:32
/grabs a hold of his desk
hang a minute PARKER ... feeling a little woozy
that's just too many disturbing flashbacks all at once...
holy crap am I old...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-15 10:10:24
that's right!!!....I almost forgot to thank that mistake I made in 1984 for coming back to haunt me at the worst time possible!!!...
I'm coming for you me! as soon as I fix the time travel machine imma whap you in the back of the head with a bat and hide you in the weeds for the duration of that entire episode...holy ***
I was suffering from severe hallucinations brought on by overuse of dilaudid and oxycodone -which is a long and other story we don't have time for here or now-
and... it was one of those never ending repeating serial dreams where you aren't sure if you're awake or not and I'm in the past trying to find a solution to save my friend's life and I keep failing and repeating these same god awful awkward teenage embarrassing moments that there seems to be no way to make any better....
try as I might...
it's been thirty three years now brain...how about cutting me a little slack once in a while!? NO!?
well then fu you merciless ***... yeah everyone thinks having a videographic memory is great I can take a machine apart and throw it in a box and come back three weeks later and put it all back together again /whoop-dee-***-woo finger
hurray... I can get a paycheck for being an idiot savant just like that one guy in slingblade ... mmmmmhmmm It Ain't Got No Gas In It
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except sometimes you can't turn the movies off... and then you're all....
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Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2017-09-15 11:23:49
I hate that ***. never really found a practical use for it.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-15 12:27:45
I hate that ***. never really found a practical use for it.
I'm sure it serves some biological purpose...your brain stem is constantly reminding your mind of all the mistakes it's made... we wouldn't be having this problem if you had curled up into a ball and died when it got cold that one time... like I told you to and my mind is all...oh...so you want to play the 'remember when' game huh... /insert scotch gurgling into a glass sound
let's conduct a survey with six ounces of scotch and see how much he would like to listen to your boring stories...
spoiler alert
scotch never listens to my stories for very long...
scotch puts on a comedy of some sort into the vhs player inside my head and we giggle ourselves to sleep like jerks....
or I sing a song called 'glass buddy' you're my pillow, you're my medicine, you're my new best friend... glass buddy
not necessarily those exact words.... or close to being in that order...
but there seems to be general theme or pattern to the songs of camaraderie and undying loyalty with the container the scotch came in.....
and when you start striking up bonds of friendship with inanimate objects it won't be long before the sandman visits you and hits you upside the head with a brick....
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By Ramyrez 2017-09-15 12:49:43
I'm sure it serves some biological purpose...
Probably to tell cavemen who survived poking a tiger in the eye not to do that dumb ***again.
Evolution is *** slow, though.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-15 13:08:04
the appropriate time to chime in would have been before the caveman asked his buddy to hold his beer...
which reminds me of the revenant for some reason....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-18 09:33:06
so monday...we meet again...
/paces around the war room
it's no secret that we've been trying to develop a way to destroy you...or skip over you like kids playing double dutch...
the time machine produced way too many hallucinatory effects as it added the time we skipped back into the week
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it seemed purposeful in that the time insertion seemed to almost always coincide with meetings... which then dragged on like bastinado torture...
but I checked all the protocols four times and there is just no way the program can know when we get sucked into meetings we don't want to be in...
I need to figure out a way to add the time back in while we are sleeping... so we'll just get a few hours extra of sleep every night.....
/calculates
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By Ramyrez 2017-09-18 09:52:34
Some R&M-associated Melancholy Monday tuneage for you.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-18 11:14:36
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By Ramyrez 2017-09-18 11:24:45
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-18 11:39:25
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-09-18 11:58:19
It can always get worse. never forget that people...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-18 13:36:18
It can always get worse. never forget that people...
PARKER Edit: but it might get better... right?....Mr. Mosin sir...
/checks the schedule
well let's see....after you clean up all the pig crap in the pig crap fueled methane refinery... you have to fight the raggety man in the thunderdome... rescue some idiot children that were abandoned in the desert....and then you have to sit through a six hour hard sell insurance seminar so that meshi can score the free dinner that comes with it... and the only thing you'll be allowed to say is..."that sounds interesting, could you please tell me a little bit more about that?" no matter what they tell you...
sooner or later they will realize you are an impostor and so you'll have to face whatever the punishment for that is...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-18 14:17:29
It can always get worse. never forget that people...
also...holy ***it can and it will... and you can take that guarantee to the bank... the ruthless bank.
we've been over this before but goddammit... my father in law, sir strokesalot, forgets where he is going while he is driving... if it's somewhere farther away then about ten minutes...PARKER Edit the exact length of time has not been verified due to insufficient data... well it is't very *** far PARKER... and it doesn't matter how often or how recently he has been somewhere...ESPECIALLY if it involves highway driving... then he gets in the formula one race car zone and he's too busy looking for openings to pass rather than the exits....
so rather than trying to pick him up at a certain time, which always makes us late waiting for him to get ready, I've been lying to him and saying the start time for the event is at least a half hour before the actual start time...so that he has time to get lost on the way there....
reason number 47,632,805 that I am going straight to hell....
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-19 08:14:14
PARKER Edit: reason number 47,632,806 ...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-19 08:25:49
PARKER!!! go fetch me something to get stupid to... my brain is swimming in waves of black tar and the riptide is pulling me under...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-19 08:28:06
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-19 08:29:16
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-09-19 11:23:47
idk about you the rest of you ladies and gentlemen and ladygentleman.... but I'm thinking about lunch...
hmmmmm jewbey tuesday -temporary name-
/ponders the great mystery of lunch
PARKER /pukes into a trashcan
what the hell is wrong with you PARKER!? you're going to make everyone lose their lunch....
wait a minute...did anyone else just feel that!? WTF!?
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
This OP is paid for and sponsored by Stiklelf
Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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