in the long version I ramble on for hours about the value of a good education, what it means to your future, how I wish I had done such and such at that point in time in my own life...
and then the story swerves off the well paved road of generic common sense into some nonsensical half remembered fragment of a forgotten back road that leads someplace dark and awkward and intensely personal...
sooner or later we get back on track as it were with some sort of half bright axiom like it's better to regret doing something you have done than something you haven't...
But you could regret something you did and then regret something you didn’t do. Given how the human brain works it’s probably a common occurrence to have cascading thoughts... obviously you meant to used than. In a dark comedy sense it works though.
WE'VE GOTTA BE PERFECT NOW?!??! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!??!
it's probably lolserj's sock.... haven't seen him in a while and he is probably still looking to settle the BC powder score...
or one of my other umpteen gazillion enemies... or the forty seventh incarnation of josiah...
or some new dipshit nitpicker looking to pick nits...
I met a real live noob on XI this weekend... stuck at 65, didn't know how to /follow, didn't know how to get sheemo to convert kindred seals for LB... a real life wet behind the ears noob...
happy chinese wednesday...sound the gongs...bring out the lion dancers....and the kung fu monks and all the /sigh... *** it I'm going to go smoke opium until this week is over.
I met a real live noob on XI this weekend... stuck at 65, didn't know how to /follow, didn't know how to get sheemo to convert kindred seals for LB... a real life wet behind the ears noob...
I met a real live noob on XI this weekend... stuck at 65, didn't know how to /follow, didn't know how to get sheemo to convert kindred seals for LB... a real life wet behind the ears noob...
That's precious!
...I hope you *** with him mercilessly.
no...I tried to help him out... I'm one of those idiots that used to be a mentor.... and every once in a while I get nostalgic and help someone at random... and like always while I was helping him he got a tell from someone else that wanted to help him and he ditched me... and since then he has been either too busy or too embarrassed to ask for help.
I'm comforted by the fact that I will never learn...because I'm an idiot.
I met a real live noob on XI this weekend... stuck at 65, didn't know how to /follow, didn't know how to get sheemo to convert kindred seals for LB... a real life wet behind the ears noob...
That's precious!
...I hope you *** with him mercilessly.
no...I tried to help him out... I'm one of those idiots that used to be a mentor.... and every once in a while I get nostalgic and help someone at random... and like always while I was helping him he got a tell from someone else that wanted to help him and he ditched me... and since then he has been either too busy or too embarrassed to ask for help.
I'm comforted by the fact that I will never learn...because I'm an idiot.
...my god. You're your server's version of my wife.
I met a real live noob on XI this weekend... stuck at 65, didn't know how to /follow, didn't know how to get sheemo to convert kindred seals for LB... a real life wet behind the ears noob...
That's precious!
...I hope you *** with him mercilessly.
no...I tried to help him out... I'm one of those idiots that used to be a mentor.... and every once in a while I get nostalgic and help someone at random... and like always while I was helping him he got a tell from someone else that wanted to help him and he ditched me... and since then he has been either too busy or too embarrassed to ask for help.
I'm comforted by the fact that I will never learn...because I'm an idiot.
Well if you want to continue being an idiot I'm thinking of coming back on a new character for a couple months with the GF. She'll have no idea what she's doing when I'm not around. >.>;
it's one of those 'little choice in the matter' type deals...
remember kids -airplane glue can put back together the pieces of almost anything... except the pieces of your brain that snapped when you were huffing it...
trust me... I did a lot of... research and arrested development in this field.
the worst part is... that it leaves you just smart enough to remember you screwed the whole thing up... right at the jump.
and also that somehow, that I'll obviously never be able to determine, it only erases the good memories that may have given you any comfort...
*follows in old Dynamis - Windurst without telling Person B*
*Person B changes gear*
*Person A runs into what was affectionately called the 'Death House' in Windurst, *** entire run 20 minutes in, wastes everyone's Dynamis run for three days.*
Not to let himself rest on his laurels of *** people over, Person A was later leading an LS and subsequently got caught botting/speedhacking and lost just boatloads of LS swag.
I can't say that I really miss the players that thought they were winning the game the less they played... I never understood it.
sure... I get the reason that people botted... if they were doing something boring like crafting or fishing. but why did they dutifully man their keyboards to troll people all day long in jeuno and then go afk when they finally got around to doing something fun?
Never got into botting. Never thought it was all that effective considering that my wife used to play on PS2 and be accused of botting by all the botters because there was no way she could beat a bot at claiming, right?
Turns out she was just on the PS2 and figured out you could use it's lack of rendering power to your advantage if you stared at the roof of Dragon's Aery during window.
Otherwise I mean...yeah you could complete a Mythic or whatever faster using clipper but...why? Why risk that when you've put literal years of playtime into your character?
I played on crashbox until they cut support... by the time I got on PC it didn't matter any more lol... SE had finally figured out how to stop the "clippers"...or whatever you called the dudes that could run through walls at flee speed in whatchamacallit...
/shuffles down in his monk robes from the observatory
/rubs eyes
is it friday yet...
no...
well since we got a visit from sugar britches and hoppy I was thinking..... we should try to summon the stark raving jelly mad professor magnus..... to visit us this dance party friday...PARKER
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.