Long ago... I submitted a proposal to a us car manufacturer to purchase our evil wares. It was pretty hefty...around 600k. So I submit it to the project manager, who submits it to his boss, the head of the department, who submits it to finance, they finally approve it, the vice president finally signs off on it after he gets back from vacation and they put it in the budget for the next year.
This process can go on and on and on for two or three years sometimes. Once it's agreed to be purchased they send it down to purchasing and the purchasing manager assigns it to the person responsible for purchasing that particular commodity. Enter Mrs *** who should have just written me the PO# or at the very worst sealed bid the entirety of the package out, but her "preferred salesman" can't beat my deal because it has been cleverly designed to be unbeatable. So she promptly forwards my confidential proposal to him and they start busting the manufacture's balls.
They can't match or beat my deal by hook or by crook so they change the requirements of the bid and then they don't allow me to bid on the new requirements, they just hand it over to her Jackass Salesman buddy who has been greasing her wheels.
They made one crucial error. They sent my bid not only to the salesman and his company but the Jackass salesman also sent it to the manufacturer and my mole inside sent it to me...and then later betrayed me. so....
I set EVERYTHING on FIRE!!!. I reported Mrs ***, Jackass Salesman and everyone involved to internal affairs of giant auto corporation, even my own vendor.
Mrs. *** was immediately demoted to rubber hose acquisition and will remain under intense continued scrutiny for the rest of her career.
Jackass salesman was fired when the company he worked was kicked off the approved vendor list forever. They had been horning in on other deals for a while and when internal affairs found out, they got ***canned. Without his golden meal ticket he couldn't make his numbers and jackass salesman got the boot
The manufacturer's equipment was also kicked off the approved equipment list after a brutal audit... which ended the entire relationship for everyone.
Mole man died of cancer before I could get my revenge on him...
AND THEN THERE WERE TWO
mole man's boss and jackass salesman's boss are the only ones remaining....twelve years....
twelve years...I have been quietly watching and waiting for the perfect time to strike at the hearts of these two sons of ***... twelve years of kicking them in the balls ever chance I get twelve years of dicking them over every chance I get
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they thought I wouldn't report their little shenanigans because it would cost future sales for me as well...
BUT THEY THOUGHT WRONG!!! /gasoline /match /laughing through the flames
MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE!!!!