W: meh I really wanted Olive Garden.
/shakes head sadly
*** rookies... you don't know how to do this yet!? YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS! SHE"S BEEN TELLING YOU ALL DAY!!!
cheesewhiz cripes
when you said "Cheesecake Factory and BJs Brewery are both on the way" you limited her choices by inadvertently making her choice of olive garden a pain in the ***...
but you started all wrong "Where do you want to go for dinner?"
is the wrong question. In your brain it makes logical sense. But in her brain you are putting the pressure of making the wrong decision on HER.
As long as she doesn't have to cook it doesn't matter where you take her...theoretically....but again it's the wrong question.
the better question is what are you in the mood for?
but you don't just ask her like that over your shoulder while you are taking a piss with the bathroom door open NO.
you gotta connect physically... a little light message on her shoulders or the back of her neck but from in front or the side so you can see her face you are looking for her expressions her reactions...
ok now
you are the Amazing *** Kreskin ok? you have to channel all your spiritual energy and look into her soul FEEL FOR THE ANSWER and then when it hits you, you whisper "are you in the mood for.... italian? don't let her say yes or no kind of let the middle syllables draaaaaaaaaaaaag and if her face pouts switch it up chiiiiiinnnnnnnnee...meeeexiiii. etc.
not quite this creepy....but it should give you the basic idea
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if she says italian you say... are you thinking more of something quick like an olive garden.... or do you want to go all out, some fancy place across townnnnnnnnnnn?
ok and here wait. listen to this first. /put on record
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Be the Barry White Zero don't be a plain old zero with the logistics and the maps...pulling out a *** protractor and a slide rule and ***....
Put that stuff away...listen to
The Barry zero let him guide you on the path. Be the Barry, know what she wants before she does baby.
it's groove thing. and you're either in the groove or you are scratching up the record jack.
/backslap
now go get em tiger