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Random Politics & Religion #00
Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-16 11:54:41
By Jetackuu 2015-07-16 11:55:28
Hey, wait a minute. Why is there a naval base in Tennessee? Something doesn't add up here. There's one in the mountains in WV too.
Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-16 11:55:51
Hey, wait a minute. Why is there a naval base in Tennessee? Something doesn't add up here. Same reason Canada has a military?
We keep the peace by providing the world with timbits every time the US goes into a conflict. Making our allies, and our enemies, bloated and loaded with sugar that they can't focus on anything more important than a plastic bag caught in an updraft. That still doesn't explain a naval base in a landlocked state.
Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-16 11:56:51
Hey, wait a minute. Why is there a naval base in Tennessee? Something doesn't add up here. There's one in the mountains in WV too. Are they just recruitment and training centers?
By fonewear 2015-07-16 11:57:06
Hey, wait a minute. Why is there a naval base in Tennessee? Something doesn't add up here. Same reason Canada has a military?
We keep the peace by providing the world with timbits every time the US goes into a conflict. Making our allies, and our enemies, bloated and loaded with sugar that they can't focus on anything more important than a plastic bag caught in an updraft. That still doesn't explain a naval base in a landlocked state.
Well when global warming hits Tennessee will be covered in water !
By Bloodrose 2015-07-16 11:57:39
Hey, wait a minute. Why is there a naval base in Tennessee? Something doesn't add up here. Same reason Canada has a military?
We keep the peace by providing the world with timbits every time the US goes into a conflict. Making our allies, and our enemies, bloated and loaded with sugar that they can't focus on anything more important than a plastic bag caught in an updraft. That still doesn't explain a naval base in a landlocked state. Get this then: Canada has a Navy as well, but only has 3 working submarines, and 2 of them are landlocked - one of which is a tourist attracting at West Edmonton Mall in Alberta.
Also, there is no explanation for it. That's the explanation. Unless...
The Navy believes in a world wide flood happening and want to be prepared!
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Bahamut.Ravael
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-07-16 11:57:42
Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in the words "Jade Helm", you get "meld hajet". Meld as in "to combine", "hajet" as in... I'm not sure, but it sounds like a word those dirty terrorists would use.
Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-16 11:58:31
The Navy believes in a world wide flood happening and want to be prepared! Bingo!
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By fonewear 2015-07-16 11:58:39
If you spell Otto backwards...it is Otto. Now I'm scared !
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By Jetackuu 2015-07-16 11:59:07
Hey, wait a minute. Why is there a naval base in Tennessee? Something doesn't add up here. There's one in the mountains in WV too. Are they just recruitment and training centers? The one in WV is a communications base.
By Bloodrose 2015-07-16 11:59:23
Where do you pick up a "t" in Jade Helm?
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Bahamut.Ravael
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By Bahamut.Ravael 2015-07-16 12:00:14
Where do you pick up a "t" in Jade Helm?
Aha! You took the bait! I have you now, terrorist!
By Bloodrose 2015-07-16 12:00:58
*explodes in a flurry of timbits, donuts, and coffee*
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Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-16 12:03:09
Jade Helm = He led jam, meaning we're all toast! Literally.
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By fonewear 2015-07-16 12:03:46
I thought Jade Helm was the last piece of currency you need to finish a relic weapon ?
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By Bloodrose 2015-07-16 12:05:34
Where do you pick up a "t" in Jade Helm?
Aha! You took the bait! I have you now, terrorist! At least you didn't call me a "dirty terrorist"...
I mean, at least in our Canadian Caves in the Rockies, we have natural hot spring baths, natural mineral baths, installed showers, Netflix, Starbucks, etc.
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Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-16 12:07:23
Actually if you use the term 'jade helm fifteen' you get = Jean fed life meth. Idk what that means at this time.
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Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-16 12:08:55
There's also: I, Jean, fed elf meth.
By Ramyrez 2015-07-16 12:09:51
What is your obsession...
By fonewear 2015-07-16 12:11:00
Actually if you use the term 'jade helm fifteen' you get = Jean fed life meth. Idk what that means at this time.
It means the end is soon repent ye sinners you !
By fonewear 2015-07-16 12:14:05
Bus ammo mail.
bum soil mama
Obama Muslim !
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By Lakshmi.Sparthosx 2015-07-16 12:14:57
Do you knew who wore Jade Helms? CHINESE EMPERORS.
The US plans to turn us all into Chinese puppets controlled by a Chinese emperor wearing *you guessed it* a Jade helm. In China.
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Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-16 12:15:27
What is your obsession... The government and big Pharma use SSRIs to brainwash people in order to get them to commit mass shootings. Gotta watch those YouTube videos.
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By fonewear 2015-07-16 12:15:51
Hillary Clinton:
chilly rat nil no !
thrill canny oil
Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-16 12:16:30
Actually if you use the term 'jade helm fifteen' you get = Jean fed life meth. Idk what that means at this time.
It means the end is soon repent ye sinners you ! Who is Jean and why are they feeding meth to an elf?
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By fonewear 2015-07-16 12:17:16
Actually if you use the term 'jade helm fifteen' you get = Jean fed life meth. Idk what that means at this time.
It means the end is soon repent ye sinners you ! Who is Jean and why are they feeding meth to an elf?
Because it's a government conspiracy to use elves to make meth.
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Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-16 12:18:28
Actually if you use the term 'jade helm fifteen' you get = Jean fed life meth. Idk what that means at this time.
It means the end is soon repent ye sinners you ! Who is Jean and why are they feeding meth to an elf?
Because it's a government conspiracy to use elves to make meth. That's the first sensible thing I've heard all day.
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By fonewear 2015-07-16 12:18:36
[Mod edit: racial slurs. Cmon now. --Rooks]
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By Drama Torama 2015-07-16 12:19:23
Because it's a government conspiracy to use elves to make meth.
Like, Legolas elves, or Keebler elves?
Leviathan.Chaosx
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By Leviathan.Chaosx 2015-07-16 12:19:52
Because it's a government conspiracy to use elves to make meth.
Like, Legolas elves, or Keebler elves? Keebler, obviously.
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