Random Politics & Religion #11

My sister once swerved to miss a possum (or an opossum, depending on where you live) and ended up in a ditch with a totaled car. Suffice it to say that she's less concerned with creating roadkill than she is with becoming roadkill nowadays.

Back when my mother was still alive, she told me about a time she swerved to not hit a Great Dane (she was driving a Camaro or some other tiny car at the time). Hit the ditch hard, and the Great Dane just walked away.

Sometimes you just got to swerve.

Right-o. Some things are just too big to hit.

See: The pretty colors of the sun.

Josi, here:


You jumped in over snakes, and it seems my three-year-old has a better grasp and realistic awareness of the potential danger that certain species of snakes and bugs in this area. It's not a slight at you, but you make zero sense from this end and it's only circumstantial, given the region.

You're killing me here, dude.

Fun texas snake facts

They have like fourteen different kinds of highly poisonous snakes in texas ...pit vipers, rattlesnakss, cotton mouths, water moccasins, copperheads,diamonbavks, coral snakes ...

Some of them can strike and kill you an hour after they are dead.

We have snakes in ohio too.. but they have *** SNAKES! the kind that kill horses and ***.

No problem. I was trying to point out to you that it was a matter of miscommunication and/or what you're acclimated to. I thought you were legitimately angry. So, of course, my reaction was "What? Why?".

Don't forget that stingray shuffle on the coast and our lovely arachnids!

[sartalics]I should really be put in charge of tourism here.[/sartalics]

Josi, I forget. Does Canada have any poisonous snakes?

'cause I do. And mine aren't NEAR as venomous as those in TX. Or as numerous. Or as many species. And they only run them over so they won't waste a bullet.

Oh yeah, I have poisonous spiders too....

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I like it when this thread was about snakes.

Hell, I'll even take Snakes on a Plane right now.

What we have is snakes on a brain....

Not going to happen under my administration, not a single penny of American tax payer money will be sent overseas Until we fix the mess that is in our 50 States we need to clean and improve our home. The Democrat and Republican political party organizations have done a amazing job of neglecting the needs and wants of the American people and have become selfish thinking only of themselves and doing only what they want to do overseas while allowing our nation to become outdated and crumb around us. No more, enough is enough.

After Trumps 4 years in presidency the path forward beyond 2020 in a new election will hail a new golden age of America. History will read that the Constitutional Republic of the united states of america will be restored and that the people of this great nation will have retained complete control over their government taking back there liberties and freedoms from these treasonous political parties.

Hillary Clinton's favorite pizza is Little Seizures.

Oh, *** it! This was fun.

Caddo Lake/Toledo Bend:

Take a gander at the Spanish moss draping from these centuries-old cypresses! Beautiful, aren't they? Have you ever had a stress dream about alligators rolling you until drown and stuffing your corpse into a cypress for snackums? Sweet dreams!

And if you'll look to the left you'll get a good dose of the moccasin orgy that you only thought 'Lonesome Dove' could provide!

Guadalupe/Comal:

1,000 drunken, college kids per day can't be wrong, and that warm spot is exactly what you think it is. I found a crawfish, though! This is definitely going into some poor soul's hair.

Possum Kingdom/Lake Whitney:

Sorry, buddy. There's only one way down and you passed the point of no return. Nut up or prepare to get pushed off a cliff.

South Padre:



You know what time it is!

Anywhere on the coast:

Don't throw crab traps from a jetty you'll put someone's eye out slip and slice yourself on some barnacles!

Trail rides anywhere in Central to East Texas:


You know what you should do? Always approach a horse from the rear! They love that! Make sure you're really quiet until you're about two feet in front of it. (Compliments of another thread that was on here recently.)

Like I said, I would be awesome at this!

See, there it is! People should take note. Coyotes and foxes have this ingrained in them, also. Give a smiling, eye-to-eye howdy-doo to your local cuddlies whenever you happen upon them!

I seen a picture of this quote made me laugh thank you fonewear

Seizure seizure

Reminds me of former House Speaker Republican John Boehner who kept crying out in public interviews because he knew he was betraying my nation and it's people while looking for sympathy. He along with the other traitors will receive no sympathy from American justice.

Here's the thing about your deluded, fantastical idea of becoming president, do you think, realistically (even though this is a niche site), some people aren't going to connect the dots, given your cockamamie beliefs and your tenuous grasp of the English language that you have unabashedly vomited on here that you will honestly be taken seriously as a candidate?

I don't even know why I'm entertaining this, but I can't be the only person here that thinks it.

Technical foul on Zahrah for quoting LG.