fonewear said: »
Chanti needs to tell some old Jewish jokes liven up the mood in here !
An agitated Jewish boy rushes in to the Rabbi's office.
"Whats troubling you child?"
"Its about this contract Rebbe. We have a contract with god right?"
"Yes we do, what about it?"
"In crude terms it basically says 'here's the rules don't *** up,' right?"
"In crude terms, yes. Why?"
"What about all the goyim out there?"
"Oh they don't know the rules, they can *** up."
"I'm going to be a lawyer when I grow up, I'm NEVER going to be taken like this."
If you know the rules, you must follow the. If you don't you don't have to.
Remember we invented universal monotheism. Every two bit tribe had their own god and would bow before other tribes' gods. We didn't. And then the 1st diaspora. The "how can I sing the Lord's song in a strange land" part.
Universal, not tribal, and therefore god over all.
Our heaven is rather ill defined, think kinda basking in the glory of the light. Hell... hell is alone in the darkness.
Why would he deprive any one of his children the opportunity?
It gets around the riotous pagan and infant damnation parts rather well I think.