Random Politics & Religion #33: Donald John Trump Is The 45th And Current President Of The United States. All Of Your Viewpoints Are Invalid.

My favorite are some of Seinfeld's early jokes.

What's the deal with airline food ?

I'm not very religious but I come from a Christian family and there's something that's been on my mind for a long time.

You know how people end prayers with "..in Jesus' name I pray, amen."?

I like to think that if God, heaven, etc truly does exist that there's this Mount Olympus kind of place where all the gods of all the religions past and present hang out and everytime someone ends a prayer like that, Jesus is like "Hey, Zeus, Ahura Mazda, come here! No, come here you're gonna like this!"


"...and thank you for blessing me with these chicken nuggets, in Jesus' name I pray, amen."

And Jesus is like "Look who got another one, how many you guys got in recent history?" and the deities of dead religions kinda walk away pissed off as Buddah, Allah, and various other religious figures look on and laugh.

I like to think of my lord and savior as a bit of a troll to his godly peers and if this upsets you, suck it! It's what I believe.

Donny your knowledge of religion is amazing. It's like you spent about 20 seconds thinking about. You should write down your theories on religion and share with other forum moderators.

Also when you start with I'm not very religious. We can rightly ignore everything you write after. Because to read it would be a waste of time.

so in girlboy heaven... odin /sulks every time jebus gets a shout out for chicken nuggets?...

somehow I'm not surprised that your afterlife is filed with petty squabbling and bickering...perhaps you've spent too much time here in p&r lol...

you could probably get some followers to get behind the idea that the gods' power is somehow directly related to their number of facebook mentions/likes and how many followers they have on twitter...

the prophet girlboy, tasked with moderating the afterlife forum in some smelly, eastern european, starbucks rip off, internet cafe where hipster jebus battles the forces of russian hackers for control of the universe....with emojis

his scale at home measures weight, bmi, water, bone density and amount of religiousness.../scale beep { ત્રણ }

Can you imagine discussing religion with Donny...he probably thinks Buddha is some sumo wrestler from Japan...yet he is an expert on Buddhism

There is a special section of the afterlife were internet forum moderators...recount where there life went so badly...and try to atone for their sins by get plus on FFXIAH

I'm sad to inform CJ that anime doesn't exist in Heaven it actually only exists in Hell...and they replace Japanese school girls with images of Hillary Clinton riding a a donkey nude.

Sam Hall, Traditional

....he isn't?

I find it strange that any one believes they deserve this life much less some other better one afterwards as a reward for not being a total *** all of the time....

seven and half billion veruca salts bitching about how this earth place is a dump! and this life is too hard! and I want a better one right now!

Afterlife is probably sorta like FFXI you stand around in Jeuno with shiny armor wondering why you wasted so much time.

I'm pretty sure Pink Flyod's welcome to the Machine is on a 24/7 loop also.

Actually non stop Pink Fylod is my version of Hell.

Forgiveness is an interesting thing though...it isn't so much you say I don't care that you did bad stuff for me...I see it more as letting go of hatred towards people's misdeeds.

I've seen people that say they will never forgive someone. I don't see the point of holding on to hatred is doesn't undue what was done to you.

it's a really good motivator for physical training. I always trained hardest when I was fighting someone I hated.

Gatorade is better...no way man H2oooooooh !

What happened to Adam Sandler he used to be good in movies now he is know for this:

what is a band mosin hasn't thought of in 20 years?

Adam Sandler is...Asperger's the movie !

I'm assuming Veruca Salt is already taken by a porn actress...

poidh

Sadly I checked my porn Rolodex and I don't remember writing her name down.

Why did I know I would like this band: