Random Politics & Religion #35: It's Turtle Time!

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By fonewear 2018-10-05 09:20:53  
Jeff Flake has got to be the worst Senator ever...the man can't make a decision. How the hell did he make it to the Senate ?
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By fonewear 2018-10-05 09:21:25  
Flake actually let screaming liberals shout him down in an elevator...he should have said...if you want to scream at me make an appointment with my office.
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By Zerowone 2018-10-05 09:24:44  
Meanwhile in Boston:





Yay! Dodgers.
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2018-10-05 09:25:42  
Honestly I just want to hear Graham up there more.
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2018-10-05 09:26:47  
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Meanwhile in Boston:
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-10-05 09:27:37  
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Chuck Schumer wouldn't know an average American if one came up and bit him in the face.
To be fair, McConnell wouldn't recognize one either.
McConnell wouldn't understand what a Devil's Triangle is, he's too old. No one has explained it in old people language.

It's when two guys and one woman have a threesome and the rules are simple; no eye contact, don't let balls touch.
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By Garuda.Chanti 2018-10-05 09:30:28  
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Tbf, no politician wants to ban abortion, the numbers of illegitimate children would skyrocket.
/headdesk

The GOP doesn't want to ban abortions because once that is over they loose much of the religious right to the social causes championed by the Dems.

The religious right WANTS more illegitimate children so they can be adopted by good christians and molded into warriors for Christ.

Over two decades of studies have shown that kids exposed to abstinence only sex ed have more sex, and kids, than kids who get no sex ed or science based sex ed. Yet the christian right keeps pushing it. Because adoptable children are seen as a positive outcome.

TLDR: Illegitimate children are seen as a positive thing by many.
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2018-10-05 09:31:28  
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McConnell wouldn't understand what a Devil's Triangle is, he's too old. No one has explained it in old people language.
I don't know it either! IRM OLD!

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It's when two guys and one woman have a threesome and the rules are simple; no eye contact, don't let balls touch.
Ahhh thank you sir.
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By Garuda.Chanti 2018-10-05 09:33:22  
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Plenty of precedent on not voting for a SJC nomination in the last year of a presidency when different parties control he wh and senate.
Show me a single one before Garland.
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By Zerowone 2018-10-05 09:34:50  
Garuda.Chanti said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
Tbf, no politician wants to ban abortion, the numbers of illegitimate children would skyrocket.
/headdesk

The GOP doesn't want to ban abortions because once that is over they loose much of the religious right to the social causes championed by the Dems.

The religious right WANTS more illegitimate children so they can be adopted by good christians and molded into warriors for Christ.

Over two decades of studies have shown that kids exposed to abstinence only sex ed have more sex, and kids, than kids who get no sex ed or science based sex ed. Yet the christian right keeps pushing it. Because adoptable children are seen as a positive outcome.

TLDR: Illegitimate children are seen as a positive thing by many.

I honestly think they would change the platform to “keeping the Dems out of power to reverse”, if achieved.
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-10-05 09:35:54  
Carbuncle.Skulloneix said: »
Anna Ruthven said: »
McConnell wouldn't understand what a Devil's Triangle is, he's too old. No one has explained it in old people language.
I don't know it either! IRM OLD!

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It's when two guys and one woman have a threesome and the rules are simple; no eye contact, don't let balls touch.
Ahhh thank you sir.
I wanted to say "It's when two cool cats are spending time with the same dame, ya dig?" but ehh.

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Anna Ruthven said: »
Tbf, no politician wants to ban abortion, the numbers of illegitimate children would skyrocket.
/headdesk

The GOP doesn't want to ban abortions because once that is over they loose much of the religious right to the social causes championed by the Dems.

The religious right WANTS more illegitimate children so they can be adopted by good christians and molded into warriors for Christ.

Over two decades of studies have shown that kids exposed to abstinence only sex ed have more sex, and kids, than kids who get no sex ed or science based sex ed. Yet the christian right keeps pushing it. Because adoptable children are seen as a positive outcome.

TLDR: Illegitimate children are seen as a positive thing by many.
That actually sounds a bit nutty but ok.
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2018-10-05 09:38:17  
I wanna hear Senator Manchin.
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-10-05 09:38:50  
I wish I was 1960's cool.
 
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-10-05 09:45:12  
Remember the stereotypical 1950's, 1960's street gangs? All have cool rides and one odd thing that brings them together, usually something weird or tragic in their past that they spin into a positive and claim it makes you cool.

When I'm sad, I like to think of a 1950's street gang brought together by eating ***, main dude, wearing a leather jacket, sunglasses, sideburns, and gelled hair confronts a kid and says "You can't be cool unless you eat ***!" The gang cheers, one member shouts "YEAH! You tell em, Zeke!"

...this popped into my head when I met the Power Armor gang in Fallout 4.
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By Viciouss 2018-10-05 09:46:09  
Anna Ruthven said: »
Remember the stereotypical 1950's, 1960's street gangs? All have cool rides and one odd thing that brings them together, usually something weird or tragic in their past that they spin into a positive and claim it makes you cool.

When I'm sad, I like to think of a 1950's street gang brought together by eating ***, main dude, wearing a leather jacket, sunglasses, sideburns, and gelled hair confronts a kid and says "You can't be cool unless you eat ***!" The gang cheers, one member shouts "YEAH! You tell em, Zeke!"

...this popped into my head when I met the Power Armor gang in Fallout 4.

We can form our own gang in Fallout 76!

...when it works.
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-10-05 09:46:27  
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The very rude elevator screamers are paid professionals only looking to make Senators look bad. Don’t fall for it! Also, look at all of the professionally made identical signs. Paid for by Soros and others. These are not signs made in the basement from love!

Not sure if it's even true, but even if it is it's hilarious when he uses actors and give them signs / hats / shirts made by professionals at his own rallies.
I recall Trump's campaign paying people $50 to be at his rallies. Dunno, big if true.
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By Anna Ruthven 2018-10-05 09:47:23  
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Remember the stereotypical 1950's, 1960's street gangs? All have cool rides and one odd thing that brings them together, usually something weird or tragic in their past that they spin into a positive and claim it makes you cool.

When I'm sad, I like to think of a 1950's street gang brought together by eating ***, main dude, wearing a leather jacket, sunglasses, sideburns, and gelled hair confronts a kid and says "You can't be cool unless you eat ***!" The gang cheers, one member shouts "YEAH! You tell em, Zeke!"

...this popped into my head when I met the Power Armor gang in Fallout 4.

We can form our own gang in Fallout 76!

...when it works.
You can't join unless you eat ***.
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By Garuda.Chanti 2018-10-05 09:47:58  
Anna Ruthven said: »
Candlejack said: »
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Chuck Schumer wouldn't know an average American if one came up and bit him in the face.
To be fair, McConnell wouldn't recognize one either.
McConnell wouldn't understand what a Devil's Triangle is, he's too old. No one has explained it in old people language.

It's when two guys and one woman have a threesome and the rules are simple; no eye contact, don't let balls touch.
Sounds like a boring threesome.
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By Garuda.Chanti 2018-10-05 09:48:53  
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You're Turtle Man is up.
/calls the grammar police
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2018-10-05 09:51:26  
Garuda.Chanti said: »
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You're Turtle Man is up.
/calls the grammar police
WOW. I am actually, seriously, fully ashamed.

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By Anna Ruthven 2018-10-05 09:52:28  
Turtle man, come and take the stand
What do you have planned?
Oh Turtle man,


That's all I got so far. McConnell's theme to the tune if Ocean Man.
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Turtle man, come and take the stand
What do you have planned?
Oh Turtle man,


That's all I got so far. McConnell's theme to the tune if Ocean Man.
Why not Rocket Man?
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By fonewear 2018-10-05 10:13:19  
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Anna Ruthven said: »
Tbf, no politician wants to ban abortion, the numbers of illegitimate children would skyrocket.
/headdesk

The GOP doesn't want to ban abortions because once that is over they loose much of the religious right to the social causes championed by the Dems.

The religious right WANTS more illegitimate children so they can be adopted by good christians and molded into warriors for Christ.

Over two decades of studies have shown that kids exposed to abstinence only sex ed have more sex, and kids, than kids who get no sex ed or science based sex ed. Yet the christian right keeps pushing it. Because adoptable children are seen as a positive outcome.

TLDR: Illegitimate children are seen as a positive thing by many.

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By fonewear 2018-10-05 10:17:10  
Only thing good about kids is you can teach them to hate the same thing you hate.
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2018-10-05 10:19:19  
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Only thing good about kids is you can teach them to hate the same thing you hate.
Like the gawd damn yankees!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-10-05 10:29:35  
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I don't know who Garland is but if CJ likes him he is probably an ***.

I wanted to find the unforgiven clip of strawberry alice yelling out the window....

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By Garuda.Chanti 2018-10-05 10:47:01  
But Bork got his hearings.
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