Random Politics & Religion #35: It's Turtle Time!

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Random Politics & Religion #35: It's Turtle Time!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-10-17 09:20:42  
/roasts marshmallows on the flaming wreckage of warren's 2020 campaign

wapo so you know it's legit

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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:21:04  
What's that it's below 40 I can't go outside this bottle of Scotch won't drink itself.
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2018-10-17 09:21:53  
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Any you guys out there see a woman with a face of a horse that isn't Sara Jessica Parker...asking for a friend.
Hmmm, so we can call a white lady and say she has a face like a horse, but we can't compare someone to a fictional Planet of the Apes character????

IS THIS WHITE PRIVILEGE?????????
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:26:10  
Of all the things you can call a porn star *puts out long list of insults* horseface seems rather tame.
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:27:32  
You can call Trump any name in the book but...heaven forbid if you *** shame...a filthy *** !
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:28:14  
What is funny to me is that porn stars don't want to be judged on their looks but the jobs requires fake *** fake hair fake personality and partial nudity.
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:28:47  
Ask not you judge a porn star by their looks...but by the size of their fake *** ! Pretty sure that was JFK I'm quoting.
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:30:05  
Fun fact Stormy Daniels wrote a book and didn't include pics of her *** or ***...not sure who would read that !
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2018-10-17 09:30:40  
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You can call Trump any name in the book but...heaven forbid if you *** shame...a filthy *** !
Well jsut saying people can call Jessica Parker a horse and it's ok, but lord forbid someone make a comparison to a character in make up.

Pretty shure Ill be called racist for even bringing up hypocrisy.
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:33:00  
I have no problem with porn stars *deletes browser history* however when they start writing books...that I have a problem with.
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:33:48  
What is even funnier to me is she isn't even a A list porn star. I got out my Excel spreadsheet crunched some numbers...she is maybe top 50 at best.
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:34:54  
She is the Kathy Griffin of porn stars that woman that whines a lot and was in her prime maybe 10 years ago. But you can't get rid of her. Much like the herpes she got back in 2005.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-10-17 09:34:59  
/rubs hands together greedily

I don't know about you guys, but I for one can't wait to see who's the next moron/victim to step up to the 2020 presidential campaign plate/guillotine...
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:36:22  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
/rubs hands together greedily

I don't know about you guys, but I for one can't wait to see who's the next moron/victim to step up to the 2020 presidential campaign plate/guillotine...

RIP Elizabeth Warren 2018-2018. We hardly knew ye !
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:39:30  
Well it has to be a woman minority gay lesbian transgender native american...that kinda narrows down the list !

Or just some average white guy that hates Trump.
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2018-10-17 09:45:28  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
I don't know about you guys, but I for one can't wait to see who's the next moron/victim to step up to the 2020 presidential campaign plate/guillotine...
Prolly Booker.

Ohh man, hope O'Malley, former governor of MD tries again. It's so pitiful. XD
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-10-17 09:51:29  
fonewear said: »
the Kathy Griffin of porn stars

I just threw up in my mouth a little...

thanks foney!
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:52:55  
I'm still hoping a real Native American runs against Warren just cause it would be funny as hell.
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:54:44  
Let me laugh a bit harder:

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By fonewear 2018-10-17 09:56:48  
It's basically Hillary Clinton but with "high cheekbones"
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-10-17 10:14:18  
fonewear said: »
It's basically Hillary Clinton but with "high cheekbones"

I can't wait for the "regular gal" pics of her swilling beer in some iowa hardware store/bar telling the farmers how she supports their rights to be gender fluid...

then it's off to coal cuntry where she will sip moonshine out of a mason jar and explain to the coal miners how getting fired is going to be great for them in the long run....

I know you quit school in the third grade but I can tell by the slack in your jaw that you're destined to be photo-voltaic engineer!

and if that doesn't pan out, being fired will give you plenty of time to explore your other hobbies and interests Nancy Pelosi style.
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 10:16:55  
Don't worry those coal miners can get jobs on my wind farm ! We are going to make America windy again !
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2018-10-17 10:19:42  
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/opinion-elizabeth-warren-2020-trump_us_5bc6a318e4b055bc947b4a70

Damn, even from Huff Po, the liberal circle jerk.
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 10:22:24  
Wind solar...is there any way to convert beer consumption into energy. I want to help out !
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-10-17 10:23:38  
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Don't worry those coal miners can get jobs on my wind farm ! We are going to make America windy again !

it's a brave new world we're living in bros... soon autonomous cars will deliver all the non gmo gluten and cruelty free honest food we can order to our fortresses of paranoia in our cross-dressing hikikomori utopia

all hail emperor musk! may his reign last a thousand years!
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By fonewear 2018-10-17 10:23:44  
All the energy sources we can use:

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By fonewear 2018-10-17 10:28:44  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
fonewear said: »
Don't worry those coal miners can get jobs on my wind farm ! We are going to make America windy again !

it's a brave new world we're living in bros... soon autonomous cars will deliver all the non gmo gluten and cruelty free honest food we can order to our fortresses of paranoia in our cross-dressing hikikomori utopia

all hail emperor musk! may his reign last a thousand years!

Actually Musk is sorta in hot water...being investigated by the FTC for misleading investors into taking Tesla private.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-10-17 10:33:38  
fonewear said: »
Actually Musk is sorta in hot water...being investigated by the FTC for misleading investors into taking Tesla private.

well...he is also as crazy as nine cats in a burlap sack being tossed into a river... I enjoy listening to him...

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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2018-10-17 10:34:00  
Shiva.Nikolce said: »
it's a brave new world we're living in bros... soon autonomous cars will deliver all the non gmo gluten and cruelty free honest food we can order to our fortresses of paranoia in our cross-dressing hikikomori utopia
Oh God....I'd rather move to Russia than have that forced down my gullet.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2018-10-17 10:34:43  
fonewear said: »
All the energy sources we can use:

what did the power of heart do again? and how can we make a profit off of it?
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