I regret to inform you that I am no longer permitting your presence and you will not be allowed to return on the basis of your accusation of the lack of creativity on the part of others. Hastily remove yourself from this area of topical discussion.
It has come to our attention that for the past years of your life, you have been roaming around your neighborhood, school, friend's house, and even your mother's vagina, doing nothing except filling the space and mouth breathing.
We regret to inform you that due to this unacceptable behavior, the Board of Ban Hammers has decided to ban you from life, the world, and from your own soul. You have one hour to turn over all state property including your life and your mother.