If Ffxi Was Real Life, What Ws Would Hurt The Most?

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if ffxi was real life, what ws would hurt the most?
 Pandemonium.Eternaltriumph
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By Pandemonium.Eternaltriumph 2009-10-27 21:45:22  
Getting stabbed five times in the neck or under arms is still just as bad. Since both places cause massive internal bleeding. And vests don't normally cover either. D:
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 21:46:06  
Pandemonium.Eternaltriumph said:
Getting stabbed five times in the neck or under arms is still just as bad. Since both places cause massive internal bleeding. And vests don't normally cover either. D:


But but but you said in the stomach ._.

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 Ifrit.Kungfuhustle
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-27 21:47:21  
taking Dancing Edge from behind is like getting prodded by 5 hot iron rods, only this time these rods are piercing your skin.
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By Fairy.Vegetto 2009-10-27 21:48:28  
Asuran w/ these
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 21:50:05  
Fairy.Vegetto said:
Asuran w/ these
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Depends who's using them, because if it was some matchstick kid it'd be like someone's grandma's doing you over. However, if Arnold Schwarzaneggar did... Hell they'd be cleaning the blood off the ground for years.
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2009-10-27 21:50:10  
Savage Blade would suck. Catching a sword from the top of your skull would suck.
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By Siren.Enternius 2009-10-27 21:52:24  
Lol omg, I saw those in AltanaView once and they look like they hurt so much c.c
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-27 21:52:46  
Garuda.Wooooodum said:
Fairy.Vegetto said:
Asuran w/ these
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Depends who's using them, because if it was some matchstick kid it'd be like someone's grandma's doing you over. However, if Arnold Schwarzaneggar did... Hell they'd be cleaning the blood off the ground for years.


Ahnuld wouldn't even need to touch you, he can either do...

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or do this...

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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 21:58:06  
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
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Fing lol
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By Seraph.Caiyuo 2009-10-27 22:04:17  
Tachi: nothing?! Gekko would like .."BYE LEFT SIDE OF MY BODY, it's been real."
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 22:12:31  
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Tachi: nothing?!


OMFG I love that ws
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-27 22:14:08  
Garuda.Wooooodum said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Tachi: nothing?!


OMFG I love that ws


turn around and bend over while I get my Spharai. You'll get a Howling Fist deep enough that it will cleanse your colon.
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 22:15:10  
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Garuda.Wooooodum said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Tachi: nothing?!


OMFG I love that ws


turn around and bend over while I get my Spharai. You'll get a Howling Fist deep enough that it will cleanse your colon.


Your face
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-27 22:15:48  
Garuda.Wooooodum said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Garuda.Wooooodum said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Tachi: nothing?!


OMFG I love that ws


turn around and bend over while I get my Spharai. You'll get a Howling Fist deep enough that it will cleanse your colon.


Your face


no no no, its your *** that will explode.
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 22:17:03  
Your face looks like it already has.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-10-27 22:24:55  
Garuda.Wooooodum said:
Your face looks like it already has.


no, that's your *** fragments blocking your eyes.
 
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By Garuda.Wooooodum 2009-10-27 22:39:06  
Gilgamesh.Kenzilla said:
Raiden thrust because lightning hurts really bad. Electricity can blow off nads.


/comfort

Did they sow them back on?
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By Lakshmi.Wardens 2009-10-27 22:41:22  
I know I'm {slow}, but I don't understand the tachi:nothing?! ;_; sad because I'm a SAM... And I also want to say tachi:gekko as well!... but I'm going to have to go with Guillotine on this one :/

And shhhh!!! stop talking about colons! some of the people on this site are alcoholics and miss their colons.. >_>;;
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By Ragnarok.Psyence 2009-10-27 23:11:04  
Campaign Battle... hitting the fortress... or should I say, the one tiny little spot on the fortress that everyone focuses on hitting...

I think what would hurt the most IRL is simply standing there with 40 people + , doing all kinds of WS on the wall (don't know if you've ever tried hitting a brick wall with a polearm or dagger, but the damage actually goes to YOU), swinging their weapons like psychos, ignoring that there are 40 people squeezed together trying to hit the same spot. Just thinking about the real life damage this would cause if hit detection was realistic between players... think about it next time you hit the fortress

our grand children will totally make fun of our "advanced" games that's for sure.
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By Siren.Eagleeyes 2009-10-27 23:15:20  
I think a Gun + Headshot would be the worst.
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By Siren.Enternius 2009-10-27 23:17:11  
This is Eagleeyes using Sidewinder:

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By Hades.Silentbob 2009-10-27 23:19:40  
I'd say Bone Crusher. If nothing else it would have to hurt your ego if you just got your *** handed to you by pinocchio.
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By Hades.Cheyne 2009-10-28 00:14:54  
I'd say Tachi: Kaiten, slice a person clean in half, or Yukikaze, stab someone in the gut and then they freeze, then the ice explodes onto them lodging shards of rock hard ice into their skin, while they slowly die from their blood thawing out from the WS and they would die a horrible, slow painful death.
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By Seraph.Greyfin 2009-10-28 00:20:24  
Tachi: Kagero would burn you to death!
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By Siren.Enternius 2009-10-28 00:22:51  
Spirit Taker.


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By Hades.Dierdren 2009-10-28 01:03:48  
Cosmic Elucidation (Multiple WS's make this)

Zantetsuken (TP Move)

Oblivion Smash (TP Move)

Those right there NO mortal could possibly live through. Only the one gifted by a Divine being would.

that is all :)
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By Shiva.Wetton 2009-10-28 01:39:09  
Hexastrike
6 hits from a sledgehammer *** that
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By Titan.Chster 2009-10-28 02:16:42  
A Sharkbite would hurt
and considering it's two fold, that means two bites from the shark!
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-10-28 02:31:52  
Well if we count Npc ones... I'd say Napalm Tomahawk sounds pretty painful