ChatGPT Song About Dynamis D Bastok

Write a song about Dynamis -D bastok in the style of Cardi B

Verse 1:
Yeah, it's Dynamis D, the place to be,
In the heart of Bastok city, where you'll see,
All the warriors and mages, ready to fight,
To claim the treasure, with all their might.

Chorus:
Dynamis D, let's get it on,
We're gonna battle all night long,
Bring your skills and your gear,
And show 'em why you're here.

Verse 2:
You'll need a group, to take on the mobs,
And when you win, you'll feel like a boss,
The loot is sweet, but the glory's better,
And the bragging rights, go on forever.

Chorus:
Dynamis D, let's get it on,
We're gonna battle all night long,
Bring your skills and your gear,
And show 'em why you're here.

Bridge:
Cardi B ain't never played FFXI,
But she knows about the hustle, and the grind,
You gotta work hard, to get to the top,
And when you do, you gotta show 'em what you got.

Chorus:
Dynamis D, let's get it on,
We're gonna battle all night long,
Bring your skills and your gear,
And show 'em why you're here.

Outro:
So if you're ready, let's hit the zone,
And show the world, that you can hold your own,
In Dynamis D, the place to be,
In Bastok city, where you can be free.

And they say that robots won't ever replace artists

That is the most generic, garbage "lyric" I've ever heard, good job. The AI who made that should delete itself.

Not familiar with Cardi B, are her lyrics all that bad? Does she have an AI write it?

This was unexpected.

Ok, now go back to the mines

Do you have some trauma from the past involving AI or something?

Most likely Cardi B doesnt have AI, but NU (Natural Unintelligence)

But indeed, to be Cardi B style it needs some more ***, ***, *** and some.

So the veredict is… failure

FTFY:

Verse 1:
Yeah, it's Dynamis D, ride on it, you gonna like,
In the wet pussy of Bastok city, slam it,
All the ***, Bad *** contest, it wouldn't be a contest,
To claim the treasure, Now this that hot ***.
Now I'm a boss

I was gunna say, for her trashy *** type of song there's a severe lack of genitals

Write a song about throwing some Ridills on some ***in the style of *** Ticko

This had me curious, so I asked ChatGPT to write a Rhapsody about Vana'diel.

Can you write a rhapsody about Vana'diel?

In the land of Vana'diel, a realm of magic and might,
The brave adventurers journey, in search of the ultimate fight.
From the city of Bastok to the Kingdom of San d'Oria,
They travel far and wide, seeking glory and euphoria.

The lush forests of Ronfaure, the snowy peaks of Xarcabard,
The vast deserts of Gustaberg, the swamps of Pashhow Marshlands,
Each region holds its own secrets, its own monsters to face,
And the adventurers stand ready, with their swords and spells in place.

The airship docks of Jeuno, a bustling city in the sky,
A hub of trade and commerce, where many travelers pass by.
The temple of the goddess Altana, where prayers are heard and answered,
And the Chocobo stables, where loyal mounts are housed and pampered.

The vast oceans of Vana'diel, where the pirates rule the waves,
The hidden dungeons and ruins, where ancient evils lie in wait.
The bustling markets of Aht Urhgan, where exotic goods are sold,
And the forbidden depths of Al'Taieu, where dark secrets unfold.

But amidst the battles and chaos, there is still beauty to be found,
In the breathtaking vistas and the haunting, melodic sounds.
The land of Vana'diel, a world of wonder and delight,
A place where adventure awaits, both by day and by night.

So raise your swords high, and let out a mighty cheer,
For Vana'diel is calling, and your destiny is here.
Step forth, brave adventurer, and heed the call of the land,
For in Vana'diel, your legend will be etched in sand.

Do a death metal version

Can you write a death metal version of a song about Dynamis Bastok?

Verse 1:
The streets of Bastok are empty and still
As the darkness falls, the air turns chill
But within the mines, a power awakes
Dynamis Bastok, the ground it shakes

Chorus:
Death and destruction, chaos and pain
In Dynamis Bastok, nothing is the same
The monsters rise up, the heroes fall
The battle rages on, the end of all

Verse 2:
The crystals gleam with an eerie light
As the armies clash in the dead of night
The Galka warriors fight with all their might
But the Shadow Lord's minions are a terrible sight

Chorus:
Death and destruction, chaos and pain
In Dynamis Bastok, nothing is the same
The monsters rise up, the heroes fall
The battle rages on, the end of all

Bridge:
The music of battle fills the air
The screams of the dying, the stench of despair
The fate of Bastok hangs in the balance
As the Shadow Lord's power grows with every challenge

Chorus:
Death and destruction, chaos and pain
In Dynamis Bastok, nothing is the same
The monsters rise up, the heroes fall
The battle rages on, the end of all

Outro:
In Dynamis Bastok, there is no hope
Only the darkness and the Shadow Lord's choke
May the brave warriors rest in peace
For in Dynamis Bastok, the end will never cease.

Musics without genitals doesnt sell well, you know?

Write a song about the lack of genitals that Galka dont have in FFXI

Verse 1:
In the world of Vana'diel, where creatures abound
There's a race of beings, that don't quite astound
Galka, they're called, with skin like rock
But there's something missing, down in their nether parts

Chorus:
Oh Galka, oh Galka, what happened down there?
No genitals to speak of, it's really quite rare
No need for breeding, no lustful desire
Galka just exist, without any fire

Verse 2:
The other races wonder, how they get along
With no way to reproduce, are they really that strong?
But Galka are content, with the life they lead
No need for pleasures, that other races need

Chorus:
Oh Galka, oh Galka, what happened down there?
No genitals to speak of, it's really quite rare
No need for breeding, no lustful desire
Galka just exist, without any fire

Bridge:
Some may find it strange, to live without those parts
But Galka know, they don't need to play that part
They're strong and steadfast, in all that they do
With or without genitals, they make it through

Chorus:
Oh Galka, oh Galka, what happened down there?
No genitals to speak of, it's really quite rare
No need for breeding, no lustful desire
Galka just exist, without any fire

Outro:
So don't be afraid, of what you may lack
Just be like a Galka, and stay on track
For in the end, it's not what you have
But who you are, that makes you glad.

Write a Song about Galkan Sausage and add a verse about Mithras swallowing it whole

Verse 1:
In the world of Vana'diel, where adventures are bold
There's an item that's prized, by the brave and the bold
Galkan Sausage +3, the hunters' delight
A dish so delicious, it's worth the fight

Chorus:
Oh Galkan Sausage, oh Galkan Sausage
The finest food in all the land
From the hunters' hunt, to the bakers' bake
It's the best thing that you'll ever taste

Verse 2:
Made from the meat, of the Galka so strong
And seasoned with spices, that have been used so long
It's a dish that's divine, and a meal to behold
A taste so savory, it never gets old

Chorus:
Oh Galkan Sausage, oh Galkan Sausage
The finest food in all the land
From the hunters' hunt, to the bakers' bake
It's the best thing that you'll ever taste

Bridge:
Some say it's the heat, that makes it so grand
While others claim, it's the seasoning at hand
But one thing's for sure, it's a culinary feat
And it's something that everyone should eat

Chorus:
Oh Galkan Sausage, oh Galkan Sausage
The finest food in all the land
From the hunters' hunt, to the bakers' bake
It's the best thing that you'll ever taste

Verse 3:
There's a tale that's told, of a Mithra so bold
Who once ate the sausage, in one mighty hold
She swallowed it whole, with a smile so wide
And savored the flavor, deep down inside

Chorus:
Oh Galkan Sausage, oh Galkan Sausage
The finest food in all the land
From the hunters' hunt, to the bakers' bake
It's the best thing that you'll ever taste.

Outro:
So if you're ever in Vana'diel, and feeling quite brave
Go hunt down a Galka, and don't be afraid
For the reward is great, and the meal is divine
Galkan Sausage +3, it's a treasure you'll find.

I guess the 2nd option excludes Galkas.

This is all equal parts awesome and horrifying.

This isn't bad, ngl

all along i was like "heh, cute" but this absolutely broke me

Someone needs to use AI to make FFXI art.

I put in the galkan sausage song as an ai prompt for art and this monstrosity came out