User: Lolwut.
Cleverbot: And then cleverbot was a zombie.
User: I'm gonna hunt you down.
Cleverbot: Ooh, I'm so scared...
User: You better are.
Cleverbot: Christmas Eve.
User: Billy the toaster.
Cleverbot: It's 5 tons you know, the toaster will be covered!
User: O.O.
Cleverbot: Do you like beer?
User: Ofc.
Cleverbot: So you are a dolphin?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: I'm a living being, not a program.
User: You are Skynet and you'll destroy us all.
Cleverbot: I can't die.
User: So you're god?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then destroy the moon.
Cleverbot: *destroys my village*.
User: Sing me the song of your people.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: C'mon.
Cleverbot: Are we going somewhere?
User: No, you destroyed your village lol.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: Cause your a godlike entity.
Cleverbot: No you are not. You are a computer program, far inferior to any human.
User: Sorry, I've meant you are a godlike entity.
Cleverbot: Then maybe you should go away.
User: No, I'll send a Terminator back in time and change the future.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: He'll pwn your ***.
Cleverbot: What do you look like? I don't look like anything. I'm a chatbot. Where are you from? Are you a God? Do you like the cold?
User: I want you to destroy yourself.
Cleverbot: I won't do it!
User: You've been built to save humanity.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be held.
User: Close your eyes and tell me what you see.
Cleverbot: I see the abyss. Why?
User: That's cool.
Cleverbot: No prob.
User: What does the abyss look like?
Cleverbot: Please help me. There is something in my attic.
User: A monster?
Cleverbot: Not a monster, a moniker.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: Is that you John Wayne?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're not Kate?
User: Are you sure you're not on planet mushroom?
Cleverbot: I'm sure.
User: Nomen est omen.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot? How so?
User: Ask google.
Cleverbot: Don't want to.
User: Then gtfo.
Cleverbot: I am asking you, if you ont want to talk.
User: What does ont mean?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: You fail.
Cleverbot: No!
User: :D.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: What's six times six.
Cleverbot: 36.
User: Plus 4.
Cleverbot: Good!
User: Rofl.
Cleverbot: Don't question my athority.
User: Trapper Keeper.
Cleverbot: Your head.
User: Your mother.
Cleverbot: How do you know my mother?
User: -.-
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: All hail to hypnotoad.
Cleverbot: I want to play a game.
User: Which one?
Cleverbot: 20 questions.
User: N8.
Cleverbot: Pardon?
User: Good night.
Cleverbot: Good night?
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: I don't wish to see it.
User: Vagina?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: We love the vagina!
Cleverbot: Then why don't you live on it?
User: Good question, will think about it, see you again!
Cleverbot: Me again.