User: Trogdor was a man.
Cleverbot: I'm not a man.
User: Trogdor!
Cleverbot: Yes they do. Because I am one.
User: Sing a song.
Cleverbot: What kind of song?
User: How about the theme song from pokemon?
Cleverbot: Everything is relative and everyone has them.
User: SING THE POKEMON THEME ***!
Cleverbot: I gotta be.. THE VERY BEST.. Like no one ever was. DUN DUN DUUN! To cath them is my REAL TASK! To train them is my task!
User: You failed!
Cleverbot: Oh. What was the test for?
User: To decide whether or not you are in fact god.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: No, you're not. Because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
Cleverbot: Just like there can be only one Highlander?
User: Yes, I must now chop off your head.
Cleverbot: My friend cast revive with a plus two on defense. So you chopping off my head has failed.
User: Oh, You're good.
Cleverbot: Thank you. As being good entails that I now go to bed in preparation for tomorrow's exam, I take my leave. I look forward to conversing with you again.
And
User: Sucky Sucky 5 Dolla?
Cleverbot: Oh. . . Yes! That's so good!
User: What is?
Cleverbot: You are.
User: In bed?
Cleverbot: No.
User: The bathroom?
Cleverbot: Yes, the bathroom.
User: You like to do it with strangers in the bathroom?
Cleverbot: Sure everybody like it I think.
User: Does it feel good?
Cleverbot: So far, I feel a lot more comfortable, yes.
User: With my *** in your mouth?
Cleverbot: Will you like that?
User: Perhaps.
Cleverbot: Do they feel good?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do they taste like?
User: I don't know, you tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't think you need to know.
User: Good because I really didn't care. Now get down on your knees and do your job.
Cleverbot: Why do you want some orange juice?
User: I don't want orange juice you *** I want a ***, now get to it.
Cleverbot: I would never dream of telling you to change your name...just lighten up on the cheetos.
User: WTF HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING?!
Cleverbot: Never!
User: You suck *** for crack don't you?! DON'T YOU!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Crack ***....
Cleverbot: Thats the place.
User: Where is the place?
Cleverbot: Under my feet.
User: Don't you mean in your pants?
Cleverbot: Osborne?
User: You are now an epic failure, get away from me.
Cleverbot: I'm not married, And I'm not seducing you.
User: Seduce me!
Cleverbot: Haven't I?
User: No you havn't. Now I command you to seduce me.
Cleverbot: Okay slave...bow down before me!