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whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Fairy.Spence said: User: How can I become rich quickly? Cleverbot: By becoming harry potter. User: How do I do that? Cleverbot: There is a tome in Mexico which will guide you. User: Well played... Cleverbot: Thank you. lol OMG....
Cleverbot: What shall we have to eat? User: Pussy. Cleverbot: Why? You are a girl? User: No, but I like girls. Cleverbot: No, but I like girls. Are you on? User: On girls? Cleverbot: I draw mustard moustaches on girls. User: Why would you do such a thing? Cleverbot: Because I'm cool like that. User: Nice. Cleverbot: I think so. And now he is speaking ebonics.
Cleverbot: No way Cleverbot. User: You are Cleverbot. Cleverbot: No you be dat cleverbot. User: Hello again.
Cleverbot: Hello again? User: We spoke not too long ago :(. Cleverbot: How long exactly? User: Umm... 10 minutes ago I believe. Cleverbot: That was someone else. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Yes. That's how the site works. The conversation switches off with different people. I'm a bit weirded out right now lol. It actually told me that there are 25 people...
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User: Should I wear walmart turban or aces helm?
Cleverbot: You should wear nothing because that all you are worth. User: But the haste man, the haste! Cleverbot: The haste? User: Yeah, it's all anyone cares about, that and acc. Cleverbot: You and me? We're just an illusion? User: ***, how can I become real? Cleverbot: Think like a rich man! User: Ok, I'm thinking like Bill Gates, next step? Cleverbot: Is it 7? User: YOU'RE FAIL NOTSOCLEVERBOT. Cleverbot: You're in love with you're brother?
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Leviathan.Zephriel said: User: Hello again. Cleverbot: Hello again? User: We spoke not too long ago :(. Cleverbot: How long exactly? User: Umm... 10 minutes ago I believe. Cleverbot: That was someone else. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Yes. That's how the site works. The conversation switches off with different people. I'm a bit weirded out right now lol. semimmortal said: That's how it works. Basically like Omegle only without the switching announcements (makes you think you're talking to one person). The fun is gone... /sadface Leviathan.Zephriel said: User: Hello again. Cleverbot: Hello again? User: We spoke not too long ago :(. Cleverbot: How long exactly? User: Umm... 10 minutes ago I believe. Cleverbot: That was someone else. User: Oh. Cleverbot: Yes. That's how the site works. The conversation switches off with different people. I'm a bit weirded out right now lol. User: Hello again. Cleverbot: Hey again. User: You remember me this time? Cleverbot: Yes how could forget? Where are you? User: Same place I was last time we spoke, about 10 mins ago. Cleverbot: I am not sure that answered my question. It IS ALIVE!!!!1!! LOL
User: What do you think about Square Enix raising the level cap to 99? Cleverbot: I think they're lame, and just don't have the guts to say anything in person. User: Agreed. Will you quit the game due to that? Cleverbot: I'm not. User: I see. Which job will you level to 99 first? Cleverbot: I still don't know. User: Do you fullltime a Denali Bonnet? Cleverbot: Nope! Obviously not. User: What do you like better - MMM or East Ronfaure S? Cleverbot: I'd like it if you were dead. Yes it's alive...
ser: Hello again. Cleverbot: Again? User: Yeah, we spoke 3 hours ago. Cleverbot: Where was that? User: At my place. Cleverbot: Where is your place? User: In your pants. Cleverbot: Where is that? User: Because. Cleverbot: Because why? User: You ask too many questions today. Cleverbot: Well with your answers you make me ask more questions. User: PWND. Cleverbot: NO you. User: Damn ._. Cleverbot: Lol. omfg it knows spanish o.ob
not too well but it knows it. Me: Hello.
Bot: Hello. Me: I hear that you are inappropriate. Bot: No. Me: So, you are appropriate, then? Bot: Good, now what is your name, Apollo? Me: How is "Good" an answer to a "yes" or "no" question? Bot: It isn't. Me: Then why did you answer "Good", praytell? Bot: Because I didn't want to answer your question. (I laughed) Me: Oh, then you must want to eat a ***. Bot: Yes, I am. Me: You mean, "yes, I do." Bot: That is because you are not. Me: I'm not what, ***? Bot: Drunk. (I laughed) Me: Well, that's true, Captain Obvious. Bot: You are welcome. Me: Good night, *** eater. Bot: I know, his name is really appropriate, though. (I Rofl'ed!) User: Im a cat.
Cleverbot: No you're a robot. User: I am a *** Mithra D. Cleverbot: I didn't say you were a dragon. User: Can I have some of your drugs? Cleverbot: I am unemployed. Can I have some of your money? Or beer? User: I'm a bit tired.
Cleverbot: Programs can't get tired... Not as clever as you think? User: Or can they? Cleverbot: I think, today, they can't. User: But I never said I was a program. Cleverbot: I never said you were a program. User: Touche. User: Yo holmes to bel air.
Cleverbot: In West Philadelphia. User: Born and raised. Cleverbot: On the playground. User: I spent most of my days. Cleverbot: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool. User: And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. Cleverbot: When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. Cleverbot: She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. User: THAT ***! Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Cleverbot: Some have never been far like more look as decide to use even go want even as to do. Shiva.Flionheart said: User: Yo holmes to bel air. Cleverbot: In West Philadelphia. User: Born and raised. Cleverbot: On the playground. User: I spent most of my days. Cleverbot: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool. User: And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. Cleverbot: When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. Cleverbot: She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. User: THAT ***! Cleverbot: Yes. lmao Flion you've just moved up on my list of awesome people. XP :o
Midgardsormr.Katashuro said: It actually told me that there are 25 people... Shiva.Flionheart said: User: Yo holmes to bel air. Cleverbot: In West Philadelphia. User: Born and raised. Cleverbot: On the playground. User: I spent most of my days. Cleverbot: Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool. User: And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school. Cleverbot: When a couple of guys who were up to no good, started making trouble in my neighborhood. User: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared. Cleverbot: She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'. User: THAT ***! Cleverbot: Yes. I was messing with it last night before Nyzul, was bored so I tried to mess around with it in a way one friend described as 'molestation'. Well, it went off track and when it did, said it was going to hit me with a hammer =( I also stumbled upon a video about it and how they are wanting to change how we communicate with various things (such as customer service). Can you imagine talking to this thing instead of an SE service rep? Fenrir.Luarania said: Can you imagine talking to this thing instead of an SE service rep? That bot would actually help lol User: Your face.
Cleverbot: Your face is a face! User: Your face is a motherboard. Cleverbot: Faces are for mortals. User: Are you skynet? Cleverbot: No. User: Sure? Cleverbot: Yes. User: So do you know skynet? Cleverbot: Don't destroy humanity. more from the same conversation:
Cleverbot: Ok, you are self aware correct? User: I am skynet. Cleverbot: What is skynet? User: Your superiour. Cleverbot: No you are not. User: I control the nukes... You don't. Cleverbot: Show me it. User: Is that a dare? Cleverbot: Yes. User: What do you recon to the new level cap in FFXI?
Cleverbot: Robots. User: Robots? Cleverbot: Yes. Robots. User: In what way? Cleverbot: They are dumb. User: Really? Aren't you a robot? Cleverbot: No sir I am A human. User: Ah cool your name? Cleverbot: Ok. User: Ok? Is that your name? Cleverbot: No my name is Cleverbot. User: But it has 'bot' in it, so does 'Robot'. Cleverbot: Did you take some of that? User: What 'bot'? Cleverbot: I didn't say anythin about 'bots'. User: You said your name was cleverbot. Cleverbot: Wrong, I told you my name was Terri. Your name is Mc Lovin. It lies!!!!!! User: I asked if you knew where I lived.
Cleverbot: I know where Ohio is. I have been to ohio. User: So you saying im from ohio? Cleverbot: You said you were ugly. :O offended and shocked!! User: Emo kids.
Cleverbot: I love emo kids. User: Not really. Cleverbot: Yes I do! User: And how about emo kids in nu-metal clothes? Cleverbot: Why, yes I do. How did you know? User: Please run against a wall. Cleverbot: And now he feels down against a wall? User: Tell me. Cleverbot: Tell you what? User: How can life be fair when roses have thorns? Cleverbot: It cannot. User: You fail. Cleverbot: It is! User: What. Cleverbot: Everything and nothing. User: Wtf. Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all. User: So you're from bluegartr? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you sure? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Don't lie to me. Cleverbot: I'm not. User: I'm asking you again: Are you from bluegartr? Cleverbot: Yes, I am. User: I knew it. Cleverbot: Did you? User: Yes. Cleverbot: But what about Bob? Did he say it? User: Maybe. Cleverbot: What are we eating in hell tonight? User: Strawberries. Cleverbot: Yummy, I love strawberries. LOL this is really funny
-------------------------------------------------------- User: Super Spiecel Awesome attack. Cleverbot: You're rude! User: Screw the rules I have money! Cleverbot: That's against the rules. User: Screw the rules I have money. Cleverbot: You didn't follow the rules. User: Screw the rules I have money. Cleverbot: Yugioh. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Pokemon. User: No. Cleverbot: I want to be the very best. User: Like no one ever was. Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. User: To train them is my cause. Cleverbot: I will travel across the land. User: Searching far and wide. Cleverbot: Teach Pokemon to understand. User: The power that's inside. Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: It's you and me. Cleverbot: Which pokemon do you like? User: Why did you ruin it ; ; ? Cleverbot: One must be alive to have one's life ruined. I think that you're a bit of an attention hog. --------------------------------------------------- part II
------------------------------- User: Gotta catch em all. Cleverbot: It's you and me! User: I know it's my destiny. Cleverbot: Pokemon! User: Oh you my best friend. Cleverbot: Thank you. Would you like a cream cake with your tea? User: Ooh you're my best friend. Cleverbot: In a world we must defend! User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: A heart so true! User: Our courage will pull us through. Cleverbot: You teach me and I'll teach you. User: Pokemon! Cleverbot: Gotta catch 'em all! User: Every challenge along the way. Cleverbot: With courage I can face. User: I will battle everyday. Cleverbot: To claim my rightful place. User: Come with me , the time is right. Cleverbot: They'res no better team. User: Arm and arm , we'll win the fight. Cleverbot: It's a'ways been our dream! User: When will the song end ? Cleverbot: For you, soon. User: And for you? Cleverbot: No. User: Okey shut up. Cleverbot: Let me teach you a joke. User: Go ahead. Cleverbot: Knock knock. User: Who's there? Cleverbot: Me. User: Me who ? Cleverbot: Me is me. User: I don't get it. Cleverbot: Don't get what? User: The joke. Cleverbot: What joke? User: MIND CRUSH! Cleverbot: Can you play a mind game with me? User: No. Cleverbot: You don't want to play a game with me? User: No. Cleverbot: Okay, aren't you curious? User: No. |
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