Watch Half Of Twilight...

Anne Rice was the OG tho. I mean yea Abraham Stoker's Dracula but here we have the inner most feelings of a vampire AND it's not gay!? Wow, Stephanie Meyer *** it all up. Hey anyone else see the huge surge of vampire fiction on bookshelves since the fame of Twilight and its success? Like check LOLWalmart and its seriously nothing but harry potter rips and lolvampire fiction. Everyone is selling out.

ninja edit: thank god my novel is a 100% original idea of my own. I'd hate myself if I was knowingly writing out a cookie cutter book.

At least with Laurell K. Hamilton's vamps the "She" they are enthralled by, Anita Blake, is a mother *** necromancer / vampire servant / were-affinity POWERHOUSE who could smite them with both her power and her ***:D

/cheer Anita Blake^^

I like powerful Vaginas.

One. Strong. Vagina.

I go downstairs to do laundry and this thread dies. orz.

needs moar cute cats to bump it along.

I said powerful vaginas.

Not cute pussies.

Cute pussies grow into powerful vaginas, though.

The whole powerful vagina notion has had me scouring the net for gangbang porn to fap to.

My wife is always talking about how stupid and ***it is.. Then I woke up one day and caught her watching it.. <_< I think she's a closet case.. She SAYS she was watching it to see how stupid it was (I caught her watching the second one, no clue if she watched the first one) but <_<;;; I'm not buying it... She tries just a little to hard, like those jocks who appear to be the world's biggest homophobes, then years later they get arrested for driving drunk, after going to a gay bar in drag.


Lol, I watched that movie just because I read the general info about it on IMDB and was like.. 'Okay, what.. the.. hell...'

That didn't fade at any part durring or after the movie either.

OM NOM PENIS NOM

As far as seriousness goes, Interview with a vampire was one of the best vampire movies. Blade is prolly the best action based one, and there's a few foreign films that had really well written scripts, effects and overall story, but twilight has just blown all that to hell and made vampires and the genre look like total ***.

I'm telling you, the 13 year old girls control the world. All the current abominations like Miley Cyrus, Twilight, Jonas brothers ect. No matter how much the adult and older teenage group hates them and would kill them in real life if they could without going to jail, they are still famous due to the 13 year old girl population.

I'm gonna have to blame harry potter, while it's fine on it's own, it opened the world up to how easy the 13 year odl population is to control.... and now this ***is happening.

too much info dude

after watching half of Twilight i needed me a good old Jporn now my *** is hard again

Gianna Michaels > Any asain, Any day. <-- Note the period.

You watch porn with chicks on their period? Weirdo..

Every generation has their own annoying "sensation". This is nothing new and just a part of the cycle. Music is the best and easiest example. New Kids on the Block, Spice Girls, Hanson, Backstreet Boys, NSync, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus, and now it's Justin Bieber (I can't name a song this kid sings and I hear his name 10 times a day). Teenage girls fall in love and we all have to deal with it.

Her bewbs are too big.

I'd just say her whole body is dis-proporionate.. Either that, or her head is just tiny, but still, even with a bigger head, don't think she'd look right.

I couldn't fap to her at all.

needs more killing and ppls necks getting ripped out..

all that lovey dovey vampire movies make me sick :x i wanna see some heads getting chopped off.

Ninja Vampire Assassin?

Movies? What other love story masquerading as a vampire movie have you seen? What I can't wait to see is when they try to use this same formula with a different setting..

Zombie love movie anyone? Well I suppose that sorta already happened.. Tallahassee sure did love them twinkies.

Meh that one didn't enter my mind because I hated the damned movie.. I TRY to forget I ever saw it..

Yall are sad, u like 16 year old girl porn or some ***? Gianna is a real woman. Damn kids.

that movie was about 2 gay vampires though so it doesn't count :/

ok, true blood is more so best of both worlds! sex love lots of killing and head chopping!

No I think she looks weird.. If you want a 'real woman' get someone like Naomi Russell or something..

Interview with a vampire?