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Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
By Quiznor 2013-03-20 19:30:53
Ask her how long her bjs are.
Sounds like a winning opener
Although I prefer such classics as "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" and "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Never heard the 2nd one there.
"how much does a polar bear weigh?"
"idk"
"enough to break the ice,hi i'm <name>"
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By Cerberus.Arebella 2013-03-20 19:31:16
Leviathan.Catnipthief said: »Cerberus.Arebella said: »I never finished my mayan temple on minecraft >.<
got distracted blowing up the inside using creepers and mass dynamite lmao
older picture but it's still the sameish outside. wow, nice!
I really only played on xbox, I ahve the pc version but it runs like *** on laptop.
And most of the cool ***i made wasnt even in my own worlds :<
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-03-20 19:31:22
Ask her how long her bjs are.
Sounds like a winning opener
Although I prefer such classics as "Does this smell like chloroform to you?" and "How much does a polar bear weigh?" Never heard the 2nd one there. "Just enough to break the ice."
I would be beaten. :<
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By Odin.Headstrong 2013-03-20 19:32:28
The guys on vent made up some hilariously bad german pick-up lines x3
Worst thing is, with the accent i could actually see some of that stuff working
and the polar bear things is sooo bad D:
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial 2013-03-20 19:32:32
Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial said: »The Navy really makes me feel like Kif a lot. How so? and what command are you at? @Quiz: Personally bud i dont care what others think. To someone like me who does not get all the time in the world to get a particular piece of gear, getting a relic is a huge achievement. Sure it's nothing compared to those end game linkshells that pull in millions of gil for their members every day, but as a solo'er i take what i can get. For me, a mythic is way out the question. So if people dont like the fact i made ragnarok because since day 1 i wanted it, and they want to call me a bandwagoner, go ahead, i dont care. I still felt very accomplished and enjoyed myself emensly when i did my first scourge after getting it! And if anyone cares, i have pictures from 09-10 when i got off deployment and started skilling up greatsword on my pld from 0-250. Even used it in a merit pt before i leveled up drk. I'm fresh out of Nuclear Power School, and I'm on Grad Hold between that and Prototype. I'm still at NNPTC. They've always been strict, but the Grad Hold office just completely redefines HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE.
Oh dear lord help us, another nuke. Which type are you? MMn, EMn? I'm a conventional MM so if you are mech/propulsion side of the plant then we do the same job, i just dont get the nice fat bonuses or extra pay per month >_<;
By Quiznor 2013-03-20 19:33:27
The guys on vent made up some hilariously bad german pick-up lines x3
Worst thing is, with the accent i could actually see some of that stuff working
and the polar bear things is sooo bad D:
of course its so bad xD they're not supposed to work lol thats what makes them funny!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-03-20 19:33:42
The guys on vent made up some hilariously bad german pick-up lines x3
Worst thing is, with the accent i could actually see some of that stuff working
and the polar bear things is sooo bad D:
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By Odin.Headstrong 2013-03-20 19:34:35
Spiel mit meinem penis D:
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-03-20 19:36:01
Spiel mit meinem penis D: Ja, bitte. ;P
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By Quiznor 2013-03-20 19:36:23
Lemme see if I can remember this right.....
Only if you wear a parisier!
Pariser?
*** it
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By Odin.Headstrong 2013-03-20 19:37:02
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-03-20 19:37:10
I heard "I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock." at a bar once. So terrible.
By Quiznor 2013-03-20 19:37:55
I heard "I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock." at a bar once. So terrible.
Spoons are you irish? Because my penis is dublin
Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial 2013-03-20 19:38:51
If i go out i like to have things on me that are great conversation starters. For example i will wear my cruise jacket if it is cold enough. A cruise jacket is like a high school football players varsity jacket, just with military patches on it instead of high school stuff and more expensive. Or i can wear my deployment ring or service ring. I can also take my challenge coins.
Then again, i don't go to bars that much because i live by strict values and rules. If i go out to drink, i will NOT drive so i wont take my own vehicle. Normally a taxi or a friend who is a DD and i can trust. If i go to a friends house and i do take my truck, i will stay there that night. I also drink in moderation so i do not embarrass myself or do something wrong.
I feel so old school and outdated half the damn time with my self imposed rules and honor code, then again i draw most of my values and what not from the military.
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-03-20 19:38:58
I heard "I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock." at a bar once. So terrible.
Spoons are you irish? Because my penis is dublin
LOL *** wow. I like that one!
Just not your penis.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-03-20 19:40:23
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-03-20 19:41:28
oooooh gaaawd I'm gonna cry.
bought key lime pie cookie mix and there's no *** butter to make them
Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial
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By Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial 2013-03-20 19:41:55
Wooo! over 400 posts!
*notices the thousands of posts others have made*
...Nvm
*slinks away* ._.;
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By Odin.Headstrong 2013-03-20 19:43:17
Reading horrible pick-up lines @@ wonder if people actually use this stuff lol so bad
By Quiznor 2013-03-20 19:43:28
oooooh gaaawd I'm gonna cry.
bought key lime pie cookie mix and there's no *** butter to make them
That'll kill the *** in here.............for most people
By Quiznor 2013-03-20 19:43:54
Reading horrible pick-up lines @@ wonder if people actually use this stuff lol so bad
I cant imagine people would,it just seems so stupid
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By Bismarck.Leonkasai 2013-03-20 19:45:00
So there's some pretty interesting screenshots of a certain upcoming MMO floating around 4chan... Like stuff that won't be in public testing until a later phase...
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By Odin.Headstrong 2013-03-20 19:45:35
Found one for you Quiz
'Are you an antiquer? Because i have some junk that hasn't been touched in years..'
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-03-20 19:45:45
"My penis is like a Chinese finger trap. The more you struggle, the harder I get."
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2013-03-20 19:45:59
Bismarck.Leonkasai said: »So there's some pretty interesting screenshots of a certain upcoming MMO floating around 4chan... Like stuff that won't be in public testing until a later phase... Oh?
oooooh gaaawd I'm gonna cry.
bought key lime pie cookie mix and there's no *** butter to make them
That'll kill the *** in here.............for most people I use them fo... nvm.
By Quiznor 2013-03-20 19:46:12
Found one for you Quiz
'Are you an antiquer? Because i have some junk that hasn't been touched in years..'
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<3 sounds about right ;-; offer is always there ^_~
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By Asura.Bluespoons 2013-03-20 19:46:40
Found one for you Quiz
'Are you an antiquer? Because i have some junk that hasn't been touched in years..'
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By Quiznor 2013-03-20 19:46:44
"My penis is like a Chinese finger trap. The more you struggle, the harder I get."
Dont struggle! Lets not turn this rape into a murder!
Bismarck.Leonkasai
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By Bismarck.Leonkasai 2013-03-20 19:47:07
Found one for you Quiz
'Are you an antiquer? Because i have some junk that hasn't been touched in years..'
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Bismarck.Leonkasai said: »So there's some pretty interesting screenshots of a certain upcoming MMO floating around 4chan... Like stuff that won't be in public testing until a later phase... Oh? Paper yetis guarding caves... certain WEAPONs... dancing catgirls...
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By Asura.Vyre 2013-03-20 19:47:13
Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial said: »Quetzalcoatl.Xaxial said: »The Navy really makes me feel like Kif a lot. How so? and what command are you at? @Quiz: Personally bud i dont care what others think. To someone like me who does not get all the time in the world to get a particular piece of gear, getting a relic is a huge achievement. Sure it's nothing compared to those end game linkshells that pull in millions of gil for their members every day, but as a solo'er i take what i can get. For me, a mythic is way out the question. So if people dont like the fact i made ragnarok because since day 1 i wanted it, and they want to call me a bandwagoner, go ahead, i dont care. I still felt very accomplished and enjoyed myself emensly when i did my first scourge after getting it! And if anyone cares, i have pictures from 09-10 when i got off deployment and started skilling up greatsword on my pld from 0-250. Even used it in a merit pt before i leveled up drk. I'm fresh out of Nuclear Power School, and I'm on Grad Hold between that and Prototype. I'm still at NNPTC. They've always been strict, but the Grad Hold office just completely redefines HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE.
Oh dear lord help us, another nuke. Which type are you? MMn, EMn? I'm a conventional MM so if you are mech/propulsion side of the plant then we do the same job, i just dont get the nice fat bonuses or extra pay per month >_<; EMN, though I haven't done anything of worth yet.
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.
Inb4thisthreadgetsreallywtf
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