wondering if I could taste the difference between a tuna melt and a dolphin melt
Mermen are terrible *** and I don’t want to be associated with them in any way. Most people think that they’re dolphins, because they wear dolphin masks to blend in, but they’re actually a ruthless breed of greedy webbed-leg pirates who attack sailors and make them give up their citrus. Why do you think dolphins are considered mammals? It’s because when those sea doctors try to study them, they keep on catching mermen dressed up as dolphins. Real dolphins are fish, like enormous tuna, which is why I don’t understand why people make such a fuss about dolphin-safe tuna. Dolphin is the best kind of tuna, people. If you want a tasty sandwich, you’d get yourself some tuna-safe dolphin. Trust me on this one.
wondering if I could taste the difference between a tuna melt and a dolphin melt
Mermen are terrible *** and I don’t want to be associated with them in any way. Most people think that they’re dolphins, because they wear dolphin masks to blend in, but they’re actually a ruthless breed of greedy webbed-leg pirates who attack sailors and make them give up their citrus. Why do you think dolphins are considered mammals? It’s because when those sea doctors try to study them, they keep on catching mermen dressed up as dolphins. Real dolphins are fish, like enormous tuna, which is why I don’t understand why people make such a fuss about dolphin-safe tuna. Dolphin is the best kind of tuna, people. If you want a tasty sandwich, you’d get yourself some tuna-safe dolphin. Trust me on this one.
hope they catch and kill aquaman on accident
no he's in my clique
aquaman is a liar and a ***.
bro you'll pay for that
me and aquaman are gonna get together and totally shun you
wondering if I could taste the difference between a tuna melt and a dolphin melt
Mermen are terrible *** and I don’t want to be associated with them in any way. Most people think that they’re dolphins, because they wear dolphin masks to blend in, but they’re actually a ruthless breed of greedy webbed-leg pirates who attack sailors and make them give up their citrus. Why do you think dolphins are considered mammals? It’s because when those sea doctors try to study them, they keep on catching mermen dressed up as dolphins. Real dolphins are fish, like enormous tuna, which is why I don’t understand why people make such a fuss about dolphin-safe tuna. Dolphin is the best kind of tuna, people. If you want a tasty sandwich, you’d get yourself some tuna-safe dolphin. Trust me on this one.
hope they catch and kill aquaman on accident
no he's in my clique
aquaman is a liar and a ***.
bro you'll pay for that
me and aquaman are gonna get together and totally shun you
wondering if I could taste the difference between a tuna melt and a dolphin melt
Mermen are terrible *** and I don’t want to be associated with them in any way. Most people think that they’re dolphins, because they wear dolphin masks to blend in, but they’re actually a ruthless breed of greedy webbed-leg pirates who attack sailors and make them give up their citrus. Why do you think dolphins are considered mammals? It’s because when those sea doctors try to study them, they keep on catching mermen dressed up as dolphins. Real dolphins are fish, like enormous tuna, which is why I don’t understand why people make such a fuss about dolphin-safe tuna. Dolphin is the best kind of tuna, people. If you want a tasty sandwich, you’d get yourself some tuna-safe dolphin. Trust me on this one.
hope they catch and kill aquaman on accident
no he's in my clique
aquaman is a liar and a ***.
bro you'll pay for that
me and aquaman are gonna get together and totally shun you
asides from aquaman being the lamest super hero ever, why does no body like him? o.O
I'd imagine he could be quite condescending.
eh true i remember somewhere on the internet a while back reading a comic about aquaman. apparently the whole world floods over and aquaman becomes all powerfull because anything under the sea must obey him. i can see him becoming a *** after all the years of being mocked and then placed as supreme overlord
wondering if I could taste the difference between a tuna melt and a dolphin melt
Mermen are terrible *** and I don’t want to be associated with them in any way. Most people think that they’re dolphins, because they wear dolphin masks to blend in, but they’re actually a ruthless breed of greedy webbed-leg pirates who attack sailors and make them give up their citrus. Why do you think dolphins are considered mammals? It’s because when those sea doctors try to study them, they keep on catching mermen dressed up as dolphins. Real dolphins are fish, like enormous tuna, which is why I don’t understand why people make such a fuss about dolphin-safe tuna. Dolphin is the best kind of tuna, people. If you want a tasty sandwich, you’d get yourself some tuna-safe dolphin. Trust me on this one.
hope they catch and kill aquaman on accident
no he's in my clique
aquaman is a liar and a ***.
bro you'll pay for that
me and aquaman are gonna get together and totally shun you
wondering if I could taste the difference between a tuna melt and a dolphin melt
Mermen are terrible *** and I don’t want to be associated with them in any way. Most people think that they’re dolphins, because they wear dolphin masks to blend in, but they’re actually a ruthless breed of greedy webbed-leg pirates who attack sailors and make them give up their citrus. Why do you think dolphins are considered mammals? It’s because when those sea doctors try to study them, they keep on catching mermen dressed up as dolphins. Real dolphins are fish, like enormous tuna, which is why I don’t understand why people make such a fuss about dolphin-safe tuna. Dolphin is the best kind of tuna, people. If you want a tasty sandwich, you’d get yourself some tuna-safe dolphin. Trust me on this one.
hope they catch and kill aquaman on accident
no he's in my clique
aquaman is a liar and a ***.
bro you'll pay for that
me and aquaman are gonna get together and totally shun you
and call you newfag a bunch
no don't beg for mercy it's far too late now
you would do nothing of the sorty.
ILL DO IT BRO DONT TEST ME I GOT CANCER AND I DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.