So today the company across the road from our company was having some super fancy-pantsy open house with wine, vendors, and a full BBQ. They invited my company over, but we're kind of in a crunch time right now so we didn't plan a field trip for attending.
One of the women I supervise, CCL, (so called for her Crazy Cat Lady ways) asked me if she could go. I said she could go on her break (10~15 minutes per break, and it only takes a few seconds to walk across the road.)
So on her break, she went to check it out. I was not there, but the story I heard (from more than one source) went something like this:
CCL wandered into the BBQ. She found a table of hors d'oeuvre, with plates for people to go through and pick bites out to try. Instead of picking up a plate and trying some of their food, she simply picked up one of the plates of hors d'oeuvres (which happened to be medium-rare steak cut into bite-sized pieces) and brought the whole thing back with her. Just walked right out with it.
Yes, that's right. My minion wandered into a fancy party, stole a plate of steak meant to be an appetizer for several dozen people, and left.
What.