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 Ramuh.Dasva
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-05-14 18:56:17  
Maryanne said:
...That sounded really dirty.

... I like the way your thinking giggity
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By Cerberus.Maryanne 2009-05-14 19:07:45  
brb, switching myself for Peewee Herman.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-05-14 19:13:39  
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brb, switching myself for Peewee Herman.

{No thanks} Substituting another hot chick will be somewhat acceptable though
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By Ramuh.Haseyo 2009-05-14 19:14:17  
Maryanne said:
Why does everybody say that?!


I liked the orangey one. :o
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By Cerberus.Maryanne 2009-05-14 19:18:18  
Orangey?

And hokay, Jeffree Star {You can have this}!
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-05-14 19:19:57  
Maryanne said:
Orangey?

And hokay, Jeffree Star {You can have this}!

I think your definition of hot chick and mine are slightly different...
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By Cerberus.Maryanne 2009-05-14 19:31:37  
Well all the ones with boobs belong to me.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-05-14 20:00:06  
Maryanne said:
Well all the ones with boobs belong to me.

... Well I'd be fine with just you... even with that creepy look and you hiding under my sink
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By Garuda.Antipika 2009-05-14 20:15:52  
All answers in this vid = instant win.

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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-05-14 20:18:24  
Antipika said:
All answers in this vid = instant win.


Please note they are in the south. lol
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By Sylph.Pocoterremoto 2009-05-14 20:25:21  
Ludoggy said:
Antipika said:
All answers in this vid = instant win.


Please note they are in the south. lol

americans are stupid!
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By Pandemonium.Eternaltriumph 2009-05-14 20:25:28  
That could not have been true...I refuse to believe people are that stupid. :/
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-05-14 20:26:42  
Eternaltriumph said:
That could not have been true...I refuse to believe people are that stupid. :/

its not hard to ask a few hundred people and get enough idiots to make a kick *** clip.
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By Pandemonium.Eternaltriumph 2009-05-14 20:28:28  
"How many world wars have their been" and "What religion are buddhist monks". Seriously? Come on.

...everyone knows Buddhist monks are San'dorian.
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-05-14 20:29:20  
Eternaltriumph said:
"How many world wars have their been" and "What religion are buddhist monks". Seriously? Come one.

...everyone knows Buddhist monks are San'dorian.


LOL
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-05-14 20:33:30  
Ludoggy said:
Please note they are in the south. lol

makes sense
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-05-14 20:34:50  
Eternaltriumph said:
That could not have been true...I refuse to believe people are that stupid. :/

You sir clearly overestimate the average person I refer back to mine where someone actually asked if wed be fine if we flew to the sun at night time.
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By Garuda.Antipika 2009-05-14 20:39:39  
Ludoggy said:
Eternaltriumph said:
That could not have been true...I refuse to believe people are that stupid. :/

its not hard to ask a few hundred people and get enough idiots to make a kick *** clip.


Yeah that's what they did, could have done it in any other country for sure :p But still finding such HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE people is good challenge.
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By Shiva.Aaralyn 2009-05-14 20:42:38  
In class, and we have to participate in an activity given to us by our school counselor. (this class room was so messed up. we got in so much trouble all the time. the principal and counselor would come in for 30 minutes every hour to make sure we were being good little students).

We have to volunteer ourselves to answer math questions, instead of having the teacher ask us them. Something about showing willingness to participate.

Anyway.

Teacher: "What is (insert math problem here)?
Student: (answers)
Teacher: Good. Okay. What is (insert math problem here)?
Whole class: ............. for several minutes
Teacher: Come on guys..
My friend: Well, can you just give me a stupid question? Cause I'm easy.
Whole class: LOL
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-05-14 20:53:21  
Finding dumb people aint hard at all. Finding rediculous dumb people (ie triangles have no sides) slightly harder but you wont have to look long. I blame the fact that to get thru highschool you really dont need to learn a damn thing. Good example so when I was taking the test for military aptitude(ASVAB) took it with some guy who had been living in mexico since he was 8. Had had no schooling since then cause he was playing soccer professionally somehow. As you might imagine his ability to read english was horrendous speaking it was somewhat difficult for him and he wasnt some crazy genuis person. He scored a 29 precentile... while someone else I knew who always lived in a american graduated highschool never been held back got a 21... This same dude who got a 21 we had to teach him how to tie his shoes...
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By Remora.Dubont 2009-05-14 21:51:47  
Dasva said:
Ludoggy said:
Please note they are in the south. lol

makes sense


...I'm from the south...Alabama to be exact...
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By Cerberus.Maryanne 2009-05-14 22:07:08  
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By Cerberus.Maryanne 2009-05-14 22:10:57  
Hey, I live in Jersey.
It would offend me, but I've seen similar IRL. :x
So it just made me lol.
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-05-14 22:11:20  
Dubont said:
Dasva said:
Ludoggy said:
Please note they are in the south. lol

makes sense


...I'm from the south...Alabama to be exact...

Alabama?
That touches the water (gulf of mexico)
so they are not the south.
 
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By Cerberus.Maryanne 2009-05-14 22:12:20  
Close, it's been portable DVD players and plugged in cell phones.
 
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-05-14 22:18:44  
Maryanne said:
Close, it's been portable DVD players and plugged in cell phones.

Psh you'll be fine. Other then the fact you ruined your electronics