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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-05-14 22:38:02  
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That's not U.S. power plugs.

Looks like something from Europe TBH...but could be wrong. Who uses round plugs? With three flat parts?
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-05-14 22:39:14  
Xxnumbertwoxx said:

That's not U.S. power plugs.

Looks like something from Europe TBH...but could be wrong. Who uses round plugs?

omg you are right @_@
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By Cerberus.Maryanne 2009-05-14 22:43:59  
We can solve this if we enlarge the beer bottle lables and go from there >.>
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By Garuda.Feifongwong 2009-05-14 22:51:35  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_AC_power_plugs_and_sockets

Almost looks like type G which is British or Type I which is Australian, but both are a little different...
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By Shiva.Jimmyjazz 2009-05-15 08:23:00  
Hai guys! They taped it up to a piece of wood and wood don't conducts electricity so they're all good!

But seriously lol, wherever they are from, I just can't believe that's real.
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By Sylph.Hitetsu 2009-05-15 08:50:08  
Feifongwong said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_AC_power_plugs_and_sockets

Almost looks like type G which is British or Type I which is Australian, but both are a little different...


Not a british one =P Ours are a little different, can't say much about other European countries, or Australia >.>

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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-05-15 08:57:08  
Well, if anything, we've established that more then likely it's not Americans in that photo, so were at least smarter then the dumbass that captioned that LOL

TBH, that plug looks most like the old style power plug used on the London Metro (according to the pic on wiki article above) but obviously that can't be right. Unless that's a subway...
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By Fairy.Raikan 2009-05-15 08:59:42  
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By Shiva.Jimmyjazz 2009-05-15 09:02:55  
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U.K. Walsall Gauge plug
Unlike the standard BS 1363 plugs found in the U.K., the earth pin is on a horizontal axis and the live and neutral pins on a vertical axis. This style of plug/socket was used by the BBC, and is still in use on parts of the London Underground for low voltage power supply.


Bottom right looks like a match to me.
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By Sylph.Hitetsu 2009-05-15 09:03:05  
I wouldn't be able to say about the London Metro XD Never been to London, it's only around 400 miles from where I live, so it probably wouldn't take me too long to get there if I really wanted >_> From what I understand, the London Metro is a subway system, connecting most/all of London's main train stations.

But that's the sort of plug I have in my house anyway. XD

Edit: Lots of replies >_>

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Bottom right looks like a match to me.


The plug on the right of that picture looks about right to me too XD

Still never seen one XD Must've died out a while ago and only very rarely used now. Can't say I know much about plugs >_>
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By Odin.Dirtyfinger 2009-05-15 09:15:54  
Someone asked me what day the Friday Add came out on. (UK paper)
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By Ifrit.Durai 2009-05-15 09:45:26  
Dubont said:
Dasva said:
Ludoggy said:
Please note they are in the south. lol

makes sense


...I'm from the south...Alabama to be exact...


Me too! Huntsville, represent!
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By Asura.Yotevol 2009-05-15 10:01:32  
"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"
Short Funny Quote by, Unknown.

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."
Short and funny quote by, Dave.

"In weight lifting, I don't think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you."
Short funny quotes by, Jack Handey.

Deep Thoughts, By Jack Handy:

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my
little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out
warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty
good joke.I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty
late."

"Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself:
"Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind".
What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind."

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and
the dancers hit each other."

~Yote
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By Gilgamesh.Elphame 2009-05-15 10:01:55  
yea the powerplug thingie totally isnt Aussie ours are 3 pronged but top 2 are slanted toward each other etc..
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-05-15 10:04:26  
I love that Jack Handy ***lol

Jack Handy said:
Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.
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By Titan.Opeth 2009-05-15 11:00:30  
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All answers in this vid = instant win.


I see your trivia questions, and I raise you women's suffrage


“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”
~ Mariah Carey

“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body”
~ Winston Bennett

"Let me just tell you how thrilling it really is, and how, what a challenge it is, because in 1988 the question is whether we're going forward to tomorrow or whether we're going to go past to the back!"
~ Dan Quayle

And rather than post all of Quayle's gems, here's a convenient link.
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-05-15 11:10:13  
Antipika said:
All answers in this vid = instant win.



You know, TBH, it's funny at first glance...but upon reflection, it just makes me sad. Stupidity should be against the law.
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By Odin.Ahligieri 2009-05-15 12:01:49  
"No matter how beautiful a girl is...she still shits."
- Dave Mustaine
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By Pandemonium.Eternaltriumph 2009-05-15 12:08:59  
"Invest in the HDDVD stocks. Blu-ray won't be around for long."
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By Fairy.Xxnumbertwoxx 2009-05-15 12:25:06  
Eternaltriumph said:
"Invest in the HDDVD stocks. Blu-ray won't be around for long."


LOL yeah, know a couple peeps that bought the HD DVD player for the 360...Oops ^^

Glad I waited...
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By Fairy.Tibz 2009-05-15 12:39:05  
Don't remember where I read this but it's stuck with me ever since...

"Arguing with people on the internet is like being in the Special Olympics, regardless if you win or lose you're still HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE."
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-05-15 12:56:07  
I saw A petition to outlaw H2O long time ago. Argument was that its used in all kinds of potentially dangerous stuff. Like various chemical nuclear plants etc. Got quiet a few people
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By Unicorn.Excesspain 2009-05-15 13:01:28  
One of my favorite quotes ever was made by my friend. It was about that Gatorade commerical where peyton manning, derek jeter, and various other atheletes heads were put on kids bodies while they were playing random sports. One of those athletes being a female, my friend said (note: who is a girl)

"Who the *** is this ***? Girls don't play sports! She should just stop now, suck their ***, and make them a pie!"

I effing died laughing because this completely caught me off guard.
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By Odin.Ravax 2009-05-15 13:02:22  
I was in Biology class when the teacher was explaining to the class that sperm was composed mostly of glucose.

One female student interjects: "But wait. Isn't glucose, like, sugar?"

Teacher: Yes

"So why doesn't it taste sweet?"

The class roared with laughter but our teacher didn't miss a beat. Without so much as cracking a smirk a points to his mouth and replies:

"Because the taste buds for detecting sweetness are at the front of the tongue, not the back."
[+]
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By Pandemonium.Eternaltriumph 2009-05-15 13:08:37  
Ravax said:
I was in Biology class when the teacher was explaining to the class that sperm was composed mostly of glucose.

One female student interjects: "But wait. Isn't glucose, like, sugar?"

Teacher: Yes

"So why doesn't it taste sweet?"

The class roared with laughter but our teacher didn't miss a beat. Without so much as cracking a smirk a points to his mouth and replies:

"Because the taste buds for detecting sweetness are at the front of the tongue, not the back."


ROFL
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By Ifrit.Thunderz 2009-05-15 13:21:18
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Ravax said:
I was in Biology class when the teacher was explaining to the class that sperm was composed mostly of glucose.

One female student interjects: "But wait. Isn't glucose, like, sugar?"

Teacher: Yes

"So why doesn't it taste sweet?"

The class roared with laughter but our teacher didn't miss a beat. Without so much as cracking a smirk a points to his mouth and replies:

"Because the taste buds for detecting sweetness are at the front of the tongue, not the back."


OMG!!!!!!!!!!! O.o

did you get her number =o
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-05-15 13:23:44  
Ravax said:
I was in Biology class when the teacher was explaining to the class that sperm was composed mostly of glucose.

One female student interjects: "But wait. Isn't glucose, like, sugar?"

Teacher: Yes

"So why doesn't it taste sweet?"

The class roared with laughter but our teacher didn't miss a beat. Without so much as cracking a smirk a points to his mouth and replies:

"Because the taste buds for detecting sweetness are at the front of the tongue, not the back."


I *** roared irl after reading this.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2009-05-15 13:26:06  
Xxnumbertwoxx said:
Maryanne said:
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That's not U.S. power plugs.

Looks like something from Europe TBH...but could be wrong. Who uses round plugs? With three flat parts?


I say European, the beer bottles aren't US brewed.
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By Caitsith.Neonracer 2009-05-15 13:31:15  
Antipika said:
Ludoggy said:
Eternaltriumph said:
That could not have been true...I refuse to believe people are that stupid. :/

its not hard to ask a few hundred people and get enough idiots to make a kick *** clip.


Yeah that's what they did, could have done it in any other country for sure :p But still finding such HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE people is good challenge.


That is why us Canadians have this guy....

Rick Mercer - Talking To Americans ( Stupidity)

CANADA FTW!!

ROFL..
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By Gilgamesh.Ezrael 2009-05-15 14:37:23  
This is a real conversation from one of my students:

(Note: The student is new in the military and I am his instructor.)

Me: So we have received some notices about you bouncing checks at the base store. (BX, PX, Exchange, etc...)
Him: Yeah.... Well.... I..... ummm......
Me: So do you care to explain why?
Him: Well I still had checks left so I thought I had money for them.

Behold why I am getting out of the military.