Signs Of Too Much FFXI(ing?)

I'm kind of glad that I am not the only one with these problems >.>

/sigh of relief

when your looking for a show bookmarked on a friends computer thats called R1 and you shout out to them without realizing "hey! do you have raise 1 on your macros?" lol...

Good ones!!

Um...
Um...
Was this car... Red? Toyota perhaps? Paseo?

>.>
<.<

lol i told my boss i needed more gil and he was like huh?

damn bulleta is thas you on your avatar pic then you are sexy as hell. im surprice to see a gurl with 20 75s lol.

when you poop a rainbow, and breed unicorns

/victim of this.

playing halo or something and hit left shoulder for autorun and just stop moving.

I do this all the time playing anything that's 3rd person.

we were reading a story in German about a girl named Eva and her sisters, Ruth and Astrid. And I scribbled into my planner that we had a test over Eva a while back. Glancing through my planner today I saw it and sat there for a few seconds wondering where my scouter's belt was for my test in evasion. /facepalm

When you plan flights for the holidays based around event times...

Epic.

When the government pays you to plan your night in Vana'diel.

This applies to most on here I think,

When you spend more time on these boards at work then actually doing work.

It's true ; ; I'm doing that right now :(

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Guilty.

I was driving and saw a cop car and noticed I wasn't wearing my seat belt so I tried to move out of range so i didn't get agro'd. >.>

When I text i slip up all the time and press Tab thinking i will get Auto Translate words then I realize wtf im doing and feel incredibly stupid I also call my cousin who plays this game by his game name (Krow)

[EDIT] Also forgot when I play Halo 3 and MW2 I try and auto run all the time and get *** up for doing it.

This is my biggest mess up.
I always press L1 on so many games thinking "auto run"

I just had a dream the weekend before finals week about gearing up my WAR for a lv. 30 Sync party with some lsmates, only to discover I couldn't gather all my gear, etc. Woke up like "O_O WHERE'S MY HORROR VOULGE AND BRASS GRIP +1!?!??"

Also, I was taking inventory of my messy room and thought I should auto-sort and start going down the list to see what I should AH or NPC. :x

I wish. I never was allowed much internet access at work and definitely not for recreation. Big trouble. In fact didn't really start using this much till I was having alot of time off or all of it

called my cat taru the other day

This isn't related to too much ffxi-ing cuz nothing has really happened in regards to that yet, but when I played Diablo 2 a lot the majority of my dreams included the health and mana orbs at the bottom of your screen. They were epic indeed.

signs you've been playing FFXI too much:

you look at the wall-to-wall mess that is your bedroom, and find yourself unable to organize because you are looking for the layout mode.

you plant a garden, and expect it to be cared for by moogles

In addition, you try to water/fertilize your plants with crystals.

you're in favor of genetic engineering and enhancement, believing it will allow you to learn Blue magic.

when inviting over guests, you try to set your home to Open Mog.

You mistake a woodstove for a synergy furnace.

you attempt to perform Slugshot, Detonator, or Trueflight with an airsoft gun.

When preparing a recipe in Home-Ec, you ask your teacher what type of crystal is used for the synthsis.

you also ask your teacher if you can have synthesis image support.

you come down with swine flu and try casting Viruna.

you go poking around old quarries looking for spare evolith.

you suffer a near-death experience, and believe you have been to Promyvion.

you take a daytrip into (insert major city here), and spend the whole day looking for the trail markings to Dynamis - (city).

you buy an hourglass, believing it to have a soul.

you go to the store, and are short on cash, you don't have a credit/debit card or checking account, so you ask if you can pay in gil.

when told no to the above, you offer to pay in ancient/imperial currency.

{Mog House}{Fantasy}{Party}{Do you need it?}... oh ***

Today I took the pre sit up test I got 54 while my swimming friend got 34ish and shes like wow you did good! Then I was like You gotta zerg it in the begianing....she was like zerg..? then I was like nvm....

I dropped a math class for an online one so I could log on for an extra hour for my EU shell. You can't beat that; ***'s killin' mah educashun.

... dropped out of high school

"Zerging" Comes from Starcraft...

The race "Zerg" is able to rush enemies faster than any other race, beating them before they have a chance to get a base set up, aka the "Zerg rush"

FFXI isn't the only game to adopt the term.

Knowing that info is a sign of too much Starcraft. ><